by Booth Tarkington
The young Frenchman did very well what he had planned to do. His
guess that the Duke would cheat proved good. As the unshod
half-dozen figures that had been standing noiselessly in the
entryway stole softly into the shadows of the chamber, he leaned
across the table and smilingly plucked a card out of the big
"Merci, M. le Duc!" he laughed, rising and stepping back from
The Englishman cried out, "It means the dirty work of silencing
you with my bare hands!" and came at him.
"Do not move," said M. Beaucaire, so sharply that the other paused.
"Observe behind you."
The Englishman turned, and saw what trap he had blundered into;
then stood transfixed, impotent, alternately scarlet with rage and
white with the vital shame of discovery. M. Beaucaire remarked,
indicating the silent figures by a polite wave of the hand, "Is it
not a compliment to monsieur that I procure six large men to subdue
him? They are quite devote' to me, and monsieur is alone. Could
it be that he did not wish even his lackeys to know he play with the
yo'ng Frenchman who Meestaire Nash does not like in the pomp-room?
Monsieur is unfortunate to have come on foot and alone to my
The Duke's mouth foamed over with chaotic revilement. His captor
smiled brightly, and made a slight gesture, as one who brushes aside
a boisterous insect. With the same motion he quelled to stony quiet
a resentful impetus of his servants toward the Englishman.
"It's murder, is it, you carrion!" finished the Duke.
M. Beaucaire lifted his shoulders in a mock shiver. "What words!
No, no, no! No killing! A such word to a such host! No, no, not
mur-r-der; only disgrace!" He laughed a clear, light laugh with a
rising inflection, seeming to launch himself upon an adventurous
quest for sympathy.
"You little devilish scullion!" spat out the Duke.
"Tut, tut! But I forget. Monsieur has pursue' his studies of
deportment amongs' his fellow-countrymen.
"Do you dream a soul in Bath will take your word that I - that I - "
"That M. le Duc de Winterset had a card up his sleeve?"
"You pitiful stroller, you stableboy, born in a stable - "
"Is it not an honor to be born where monsieur must have been bred?"
"You scurvy foot-boy, you greasy barber, you cutthroat groom - "
"Overwhelm'!" The young man bowed with imperturbable elation. "M.
le Duc appoint' me to all the office' of his househol'."
"You mustachioed fool, there are not five people of quality in Bath
will speak to you - "
"No, monsieur, not on the parade; but how many come to play with me
here? Because I will play always, night or day, for what one will,
for any long, and al - ways fair, monsieur."
"You outrageous varlet! Every one knows you came to England as the
French Ambassador's barber. What man of fashion will listen to you?
Who will believe you?"
"All people, monsieur. Do you think I have not calculate', that I
shall make a failure of my little enterprise?"
"Will monsieur not reseat himself?" M. Beaucaire made a low bow.
"So. We must not be too tire' for Lady Malbourne's rout. Ha, ha!
And you, Jean, Victor, and you others, retire; go in the hallway.
Attend at the entrance, Francois. So; now we shall talk. Monsieur,
I wish you to think very cool. Then listen; I will be briefly. It
is that I am well known to be all, entire' hones'. Gamblist? Ah,
yes; true and mos profitable; but fair, al - ways fair; every one say
that. Is it not so? Think of it. And - is there never a w'isper
come to M. le Duc that not all people belief him to play al - ways
hones'? Ha, ha! Did it almos' be said to him las' year, after when
he play' with Milor' Tappin'ford at the chocolate-house - "
"You dirty scandal-monger!" the Duke burst out. "I'll - "
"Monsieur, monsieur!" said the Frenchman. "It is a poor valor to
insult a helpless captor. Can he retort upon his own victim? But
it is for you to think of what I say. True, I am not reco'nize on
the parade; that my frien's who come here do not present me to their
ladies; that Meestaire Nash has reboff' me in the pomp-room; still,
am I not known for being hones' and fair in my play, and will I not
be belief, even I, when I lif' my voice and charge you aloud with
what is already w'isper'? Think of it! You are a noble, and there
will be some hang-dogs who might not fall away from you. Only such
would be lef' to you. Do you want it tol'? And you can keep out
of France, monsieur? I have lef' his service, but I have still the
ear of M. de Mirepoix, and he know' I never lie. Not a gentleman
will play you when you come to Paris."
The Englishman's white lip showed a row of scarlet dots upon it.
"How much do you want?" he said.
The room rang with the gay laughter of Beaucaire. "I hol' your
note' for seven-hunder' pound'. You can have them, monsieur. Why
does a such great man come to play M. Beaucaire? Because no one
else willin' to play M. le Duc - he cannot pay. Ha, ha! So he
come' to good Monsieur Beaucaire. Money, ha, ha! What I want with
His Grace of Winterset's features were set awry to a sinister
pattern. He sat glaring at his companion in a snarling silence.
"Money? Pouf!" snapped the little gambler. "No, no, no! It is
that M. le Duc, impoverish', somewhat in a bad odor as he is, yet
command the entree any-where - onless I - Ha, ha! Eh, monsieur?"
"Ha! You dare think to force me - "
M. Beaucaire twirled the tip of his slender mustache around the end
of his white forefinger. Then he said: "Monsieur and me goin' to
Lady Malbourne's ball to-night - M. le Duc and me!"
The Englishman roared, "Curse your impudence!"
"Sit quiet. Oh, yes, that's all; we goin' together."
"Certain. I make all my little plan'. 'Tis all arrange'." He
paused, and then said gravely, "You goin' present me to Lady
The other laughed in utter scorn. "Lady Mary Carlisle, of all
women alive, would be the first to prefer the devil to a man of
no birth, barber."
"'Tis all arrange'; have no fear; nobody question monsieur's
You goin' take me to-night - "
"Yes. And after - then I have the entree. Is it much I ask?
This one little favor, and I never w'isper, never breathe that
- it is to say, I am always forever silent of monsieur's
"You have the entree!" sneered the other. "Go to a lackeys' rout
and dance with the kitchen maids. If I would, I could not present
you to Bath society. I should have cartels from the fathers,
brothers, and lovers of every wench and madam in the place, even I.
You would be thrust from Lady Malbourne's door five minutes after
you entered it."
"No, no, no!"
"Half the gentlemen in Bath have been here to play. They would
know you, wouldn't they, fool? You've had thousands out of
Bantison, Rakell, Guilford, and Townbrake. They would have you
lashed by the grooms as your ugly deserts are. You to speak to
Lady Mary Carlisle! 'Od's blood! You! Also, dolt, she would
know you if you escaped the others. She stood within a yard of
you when Nash expelled you the pump-room."
M. Beaucaire flushed slightly. "You think I did not see?" he
"Do you dream that' because Winterset introduces a low fellow he
will be tolerated - that Bath will receive a barber?"
"I have the distinction to call monsieur's attention," replied the
young man gayly, "I have renounce that profession."
"I am now a man of honor!"
"A man of the parts," continued the the young Frenchman, "and of
deportment; is it not so? Have you seen me of a fluster, or
gross ever, or, what sall I say - bourgeois? Shall you be shame'
for your guest' manner? No, no! And my appearance, is it of the
people? Clearly, no. Do I not compare in taste of apparel with
your yo'ng Englishman? Ha, ha! To be hope'. Ha, ha! So I am
goin' talk with Lady Mary Carlisle."
"Bah!" The Duke made a savage burlesque. "'Lady Mary Carlisle,
may I assume the honor of presenting the barber of the Marquis de
Mirepoix?' So, is it?"
"No, monsieur," smiled the young man. "Quite not so. You shall
have nothing to worry you, nothing in the worl'. I am goin' to
assassinate my poor mustachio - also remove this horrible black
peruke, and emerge in my own hair. Behol'!" He swept the heavy
curled, mass from his head as he spoke, and his hair, coiled
under the great wig, fell to his shoulders, and sparkled yellow
in the candle-light. He tossed his head to shake the hair back
from his cheeks. "When it is dress', I am transform nobody can
know me; you shall observe. See how little I ask of you, how
very little bit. No one shall reco'nize 'M. Beaucaire' or
'Victor.' Ha, ha! 'Tis all arrange'; you have nothing to fear."
"Curse you," said the Duke, "do you think I'm going to be saddled
with you wherever I go as long as you choose?"
"A mistake. No. All I requi - All I beg - is this one evening.
'Tis all shall be necessary. After, I shall not need monsieur.
"Take heed to yourself - after!" vouchsafed the Englishman between
"Conquered!" cried M. Beaucaire, and clapped his hands gleefully.
"Conquered for the night! Aha, it ts riz'nable! I shall meet what
you send - after. One cannot hope too much of your patience. It
is but natural you should attemp' a little avengement for the
rascal trap I was such a wicked fellow as to set for you. I shall
meet some strange frien's of yours after to-night; not so? I must
try to be not too much frighten'." He looked at the Duke curiously.
"You want to know why I create this tragedy, why I am so unkind as
to entrap monsieur?"
His Grace of Winterset replied with a chill glance; a pulse in the
nobleman's cheek beat less relentlessly; his eye raged not so
bitterly; the steady purple of his own color was returning; his
voice was less hoarse; he was regaining his habit. "'Tis ever the
manner of the vulgar," he observed, "to wish to be seen with
people of fashion."
"Oh, no, no, no!" The Frenchman laughed. "'Tis not that. Am I not
already one of these 'men of fashion'? I lack only the reputation
of birth. Monsieur is goin' supply that. Ha, ha! I shall be noble
from to-night. 'Victor,' the artis', is condemn' to death; his
throat shall be cut with his own razor. 'M. Beaucaire - ' Here
the young man sprang to his feet, caught up the black wig, clapped
into it a dice-box from the table, and hurled it violently through
the open door. "'M. Beaucaire' shall be choke' with his own
dice-box. Who is the Phoenix to remain? What advantage have I
not over other men of rank who are merely born to it? I may choose
my own. No! Choose for me, monsieur. Shall I be chevalier, comte,
vicomte, marquis, what? None. Out of compliment to monsieur can
I wish to be anything he is not? No, no! I shall be M. le Duc,
M. le Duc de - de Chateaurien. Ha, ha! You see? You are my
M. Beaucaire trod a dainty step or two, waving his hand politely to
the Duke, as though in invitation to join the celebration of his
rank. The Englishman watched, his eye still and harsh, already
gathering in craftiness. Beaucaire stopped suddenly. "But how I
forget my age! I am twenty-three," he said, with a sigh. "I
rejoice too much to be of the quality. It has been too great for
me, and I had always belief' myself free of such ambition. I
thought it was enough to behol' the opera without wishing to sing;
but no, England have teach' me I have those vulgar desire'.
Monsieur, I am goin' tell you a secret: the ladies of your country
are very diff'runt than ours. One may adore the demoiselle, one
must worship the lady of England. Our ladies have the - it is the
beauty of youth; yours remain comely at thirty. Ours are flowers,
yours are stars! See, I betray myself, I am so poor a patriot.
And there is one among these stars - ah, yes, there is one - the
poor Frenchman has observe' from his humble distance; even there he
could bask in the glowing!" M. Beaucaire turned to the window, and
looked out into the dark. He did not see the lights of the town.
When he turned again, he had half forgotten his prisoner; other
pictures were before him.
"Ah, what radiance!" he cried. "Those people up over the sky, they
want to show they wish the earth to be happy, so they smile, and
make this lady. Gold-haired, an angel of heaven, and yet a Diana
of the chase! I see her fly by me on her great horse one day; she
touch' his mane with her fingers. I buy that clipping from the
groom. I have it here with my dear brother's picture. Ah, you!
Oh, yes, you laugh! What do you know! 'Twas all I could get. But
I have heard of the endeavor of M. le Duc to recoup his fortunes.
This alliance shall fail. It is not the way - that heritage shall
be safe' from him! It is you and me, monsieur! You can laugh!
The war is open', and by me! There is one great step taken: until
to-night there was nothing for you to ruin, to-morrow you have got
a noble of France - your own protege - to besiege and sack. And
you are to lose, because you think such ruin easy, and because
you understand nothing - far less - of divinity. How could you
know? You have not the fiber; the heart of a lady is a blank to
you; you know nothing of the vibration. There are some words that
were made only to tell of Lady Mary, for her alone - bellissima,
divine, glorieuse! Ah, how I have watch' her! It is sad to me
when I see her surround' by your yo'ng captains, your nobles, your
rattles, your beaux - ha, ha! - and I mus' hol' far aloof. It is
sad for me - but oh, jus' to watch her and to wonder! Strange it
is, but I have almos' cry out with rapture at a look I have see'
her give another man, so beautiful it was, so tender, so dazzling
of the eyes and so mirthful of the lips. Ah, divine coquetry! A
look for another, ah-i -me! for many others; and even to you, one
day, a rose, while I - I, monsieur, could not even be so blessed
as to be the groun' beneath her little shoe! But to-night, monsieur
- ha, ha! - to-night, monsieur, you and me, two princes, M. le Duc
de Winterset and M. le Duc de Chateaurien - ha, ha! you see ? - we
are goin' arm-in-arm to that ball, and I am goin' have one of those
looks, I! And a rose! I! It is time. But ten minute', nonsieur.
I make my apology to keep you waitin' so long while I go in the nex'
room and execute my poor mustachio - that will be my only murder
for jus' this one evening - and inves' myself in white satin. Ha,
ha! I shall be very gran', monsieur. Francois, send Louis to me;
Victor, to order two chairs for monsieur and me; we are goin'
out in the worl' to-right!"
The chairmen swarmed in the street at Lady Malbourne's door, where
the joyous vulgar fought with muddied footmen and tipsy link-boys
for places of vantage whence to catch a glimpse of quality and of
raiment at its utmost. Dawn was in the east, and the guests were
departing. Singly or in pairs, glittering in finery, they came
mincing down the steps, the ghost of the night's smirk fading to
jadedness as they sought the dark recesses of their chairs. From
within sounded the twang of fiddles still swinging manfully at it,
and the windows were bright with the light of many candles. When
the door was flung open to call the chair of Lady Mary Carlisle,
there was an eager pressure of the throng to see.
A small, fair gentleman in white satin came out upon the steps,
turned and bowed before a lady who appeared in the doorway, a lady
whose royal loveliness was given to view for a moment in that
glowing frame. The crowd sent up a hearty English cheer for the
Beauty of Bath.
The gentleman smiled upon them delightedly. "What enchanting
peopie!" he cried. "Why did I not know, so I might have shout' with
them?" The lady noticed the people not at all; whereat, being
pleased, the people cheered again. The gentleman offered her his
hand; she made a slow courtesy; placed the tips of her fingers upon
his own. "I am honored, M. de Chateaurien," she said.
"No, no!" he cried earnestly. "Behol' a poor Frenchman whom emperors
should envy." Then reverently and with the pride of his gallant
office vibrant in every line of his slight figure, invested in white
satin and very grand, as he had prophesied, M. le Duc de Chateaurien
handed Lady Mary Carlisle down the steps, an achievement which had
figured in the ambitions of seven other gentlemen during the evening.
"Am I to be lef'in such onhappiness?" he said in a low voice. "That
rose I have beg' for so long - "
"Never!" said Lady Mary.
"Ah, I do not deserve it, I know so well! But - "
"It is the greatness of my onworthiness that alone can claim your
charity; let your kin' heart give this little red rose, this great
alms, to the poor beggar."
She was seated in the chair. "Ah, give the rose," he whispered.
Her beauty shone dazzlingly on him out of the dimness.
"Never!" she flashed defiantly as she was closed in. "Never!"
The rose fell at his feet.
"A rose lasts till morning," said a voice behind him.
Turning, M. de Chateaurien looked beamingly upon the face of the
Duke of Winterset.
"'Tis already the daylight," he replied, pointing to the east.
"Monsieur, was it not enough honor for you to han' out madame, the
aunt of Lady Mary? Lady Rellerton retain much trace of beauty.
'Tis strange you did not appear more happy."
"The rose is of an unlucky color, I think," observed the Duke.
"The color of a blush, my brother."
"Unlucky, I still maintain," said the other calmly.
"The color of the veins of a Frenchman. Ha, ha!" cried the young
man. "What price would be too high? A rose is a rose! A good-night,
my brother, a good-night. I wish you dreams of roses, red roses,
only beautiful red, red roses!"
"Stay! Did you see the look she gave these street folk when they
shouted for her? And how are you higher than they, when she knows?
As high as yonder horse-boy!"
"Red roses, my brother, only roses. I wish you dreams of red, red
It was well agreed by the fashion of Bath that M. le Duc de
Chateaurien was a person of sensibility and haut ton; that his
retinue and equipage surpassed in elegance; that his person was
exquisite, his manner engaging. In the company of gentlemen his
ease was slightly tinged with graciousness (his single equal in
Bath being his Grace of Winterset); but it was remarked that when
he bowed over a lady's hand, his air bespoke only a gay and tender
He was the idol of the dowagers within a week after his appearance;
matrons warmed to him; young belles looked sweetly on him, while the
gentlemen were won to admiration or envy. He was of prodigious
wealth: old Mr. Bicksit, who dared not, for his fame's sake, fail to
have seen all things, had visited Chateaurien under the present
Duke's father, and descanted to the curious upon its grandeurs. The
young noble had one fault, he was so poor a gambler. He cared
nothing for the hazards of a die or the turn of a card. Gayly
admitting that he had been born with no spirit of adventure in him,
he was sure, he declared, that he failed of much happiness by his
lack of taste in such matters.
But he was not long wanting the occasion to prove his taste in the
matter of handling a weapon. A certain led-captain, Rohrer by name,
notorious, amongst other things, for bearing a dexterous and
bloodthirsty blade, came to Bath post-haste, one night, and jostled
heartily against him, in the pump-room on the following morning. M.
de Chauteaurien bowed, and turned aside without offense, continuing
a conversation with some gentlemen near by. Captain Rohrer jostled
against him a second time. M. de Chateaurien looked him in the eye,
and apologized pleasantly for being so much in the way. Thereupon
Rohrer procured an introduction to him, and made some observations
derogatory to the valor and virtue of the French. There was current
a curious piece of gossip of the French court: a prince of the
blood royal, grandson of the late Regent and second in the line of
succession to the throne of France, had rebelled against the
authority of Louis XV, who had commanded him to marry the Princess
Henriette, cousin to both of them. The princess was reported to be
openly devoted to the cousin who refused to accept her hand at the
bidding of the king; and, as rumor ran, the prince's caprice elected
in preference the discipline of Vincennes, to which retirement the
furious king had consigned him. The story was the staple gossip of
all polite Europe; and Captain Rohrer, having in his mind a purpose
to make use of it in leading up to a statement that should be general
to the damage of all Frenchwomen, and which a Frenchman might not
pass over as he might a jog of the elbow, repeated it with garbled
truths to make a scandal of a story which bore none on a plain
He did not reach his deduction. M. de Chateaurien, breaking into
his narrative, addressed him very quietly. "Monsieur," he said,
"none but swine deny the nobleness of that good and gentle lady,
Mademoiselle la Princesse de Bourbon-Conti. Every Frenchman know'
that her cousin is a bad rebel and ingrate, who had only honor and
rispec' for her, but was so wilful he could not let even the king
say, 'You shall marry here, you shall marry there.' My frien's,"
the young man turned to the others, "may I ask you to close roun'
in a circle for one moment? It is clearly shown that the Duke of
Orleans is a scurvy fellow, but not - " he wheeled about and
touched Captain Rohrer on the brow with the back of his gloved
hand - " but not so scurvy as thou, thou swine of the gutter!"
Two hours later, with perfect ease, he ran Captain Rohrer through
the left shoulder - after which he sent a basket of red roses to
the Duke of Winterset. In a few days he had another captain to
fight. This was a ruffling buck who had the astounding indiscretion
to proclaim M. de Chateaurien an impostor. There was no Chateaurien,
he swore. The Frenchman laughed in his face, and, at twilight of
the same day, pinked him carefully through the right shoulder. It
was not that he could not put aside the insult to himself, he
declared to Mr. Molyneux, his second, and the few witnesses, as he
handed his wet sword to his lackey - one of his station could not
be insulted by a doubt of that station - but he fought in the
quarrel of his friend Winterset. This rascal had asserted that M.
le Duc had introduced an impostor. Could he overlook the insult
to a friend, one to whom he owed his kind reception in Bath? Then,
bending over his fallen adversary, he whispered: "Naughty man,
tell your master find some better quarrel for the nex' he sen'
The conduct of M. de Chateaurien was pronounced admirable.
There was no surprise when the young foreigner fell naturally into
the long train of followers of the beautiful Lady Mary Carlisle, nor
was there great astonishment that he should obtain marked favor in
her eyes, shown so plainly that my Lord Townbrake, Sir Hugh Guilford,
and the rich Squire Bantison, all of whom had followed her through
three seasons, swore with rage, and his Grace of Winterset stalked
from her aunt's house with black brows.
Meeting the Duke there on the evening after his second encounter
de Chateaurien smiled upon him brilliantly. "It was badly done; oh,
so badly!" he whispered. "Can you afford to have me strip' of my
mask by any but yourself? You, who introduce' me? They will say
there is some bad scandal that I could force you to be my god-father.
You mus' get the courage yourself."
"I told you a rose had a short life," was the answer.
"Oh, those roses! 'Tis the very greates' rizzon to gather each day
a fresh one." He took a red bud from his breast for an instant, and
touched it to his lips.
"M. de Chateaurien!" It was Lady Mary's voice; she stood at a table
where a vacant place had been left beside her. "M. de Chateaurien,
we have been waiting very long for you."
The Duke saw the look she did not know she gave the Frenchman, and
he lost countenance for a moment.
"We approach a climax, eh, monsieur?" said M. de Chateaurien.
There fell a clear September night, when the moon was radiant over
town and country, over cobbled streets and winding roads. From the
fields the mists rose slowly, and the air was mild and fragrant,
while distances were white and full of mystery. All of Bath that
pretended to fashion or condition was present that evening at a
fete at the house of a country gentleman of the neighborhood. When
the stately junket was concluded, it was the pleasure of M. de
Chateaurien to form one of the escort of Lady Mary's carriage for
the return. As they took the road, Sir Hugh Guilford and Mr.
Bantison, engaging in indistinct but vigorous remonstrance with
Mr. Molyneux over some matter, fell fifty or more paces behind,
where they continued to ride, keeping up their argument. Half a
dozen other gallants rode in advance, muttering among themselves,
or attended laxly upon Lady Mary's aunt on the other side of the
coach, while the happy Frenchman was permitted to ride close to
that adorable window which framed the fairest face in England.
He sang for her a little French song, a song of the voyageur who
dreamed of home. The lady, listening, looking up at the bright
moon, felt a warm drop upon her cheek, and he saw the tears
sparkling upon her lashes.
"Mademoiselle," he whispered then, "I, too, have been a wanderer,
but my dreams were not of France; no, I do not dream of that home,
of that dear country. It is of a dearer country, a dream country
- a country of gold and snow," he cried softly, looking it her
white brow and the fair, lightly powdered hair above it. "Gold and
snow, and the blue sky of a lady's eyes!"
"I had thought the ladies of France were dark, sir.
"Cruel! It is that she will not understan'! Have I speak of the
ladies of France? No, no, no! It is of the faires' country; yes,
'tis a province of heaven, mademoiselle. Do I not renounce my
allegiance to France? Oh, yes! I am subjec' - no, content to be
slave - in the lan' of the blue sky, the gold, and the snow.
"A very pretty figure," answered Lady Mary, her eyes downcast. "But
does it not hint a notable experience in the making of such speeches?"
"Tormentress! No. It prove only the inspiration it is to know you."
"We English ladies hear plenty of the like sir; and we even grow
brilliant enough to detect the assurance that lies beneath the
courtesies of our own gallants."
"Merci! I should believe so!" ejaculated M. de Chateaurien: but he
smothered the words upon his lips.
Her eyes were not lifted. She went on: "We come, in time, to believe
that true feeling comes faltering forth, not glibly; that smoothness
betokens the adept in the art, sir, rather than your true - your
true - " She was herself faltering; more, blushing deeply, and
halting to a full stop in terror of a word. There was a silence.
"Your - true - lover," he said huskily. When he had said that word
both trembled. She turned half away into the darkness of the coach.
"I know what make' you to doubt me," he said, faltering himself,
though it was not his art that prompted him. "They have tol' you
the French do nothing al - ways but make love, is it not so? Yes,
you think I am like that. You think I am like that now!"
She made no sign.
"I suppose," he sighed, "I am unriz'nable; I would have the snow not
so col' - for jus' me."
She did not answer.
"Turn to me," he said.
The fragrance of the fields came to them, and from the distance the
faint, clear note of a hunting-horn.
"Turn to me.
The lovely head was bent very low. Her little gloved hand lay upon
the narrow window ledge. He laid his own gently upon it. The two
hands were shaking like twin leaves in the breeze. Hers was not
drawn away. After a pause, neither knew how long, he felt the warm
fingers turn and clasp themselves tremulously about his own. At
last she looked up bravely and met his eyes. The horn was wound
again - nearer.
"All the cold was gone from the snows - long ago," she said.
"My beautiful!" he whispered; it was all he could say. "My
beautiful!" But she clutched his arm, startled.
"'Ware the road!" A wild halloo sounded ahead. The horn wound
loudly. "'Ware the road!" There sprang up out of the night a
flying thunder of hoof-beats. The gentlemen riding idly in front
of the coach scattered to the hedge-sides; and, with drawn swords
flashing in the moon, a party of horsemen charged down the highway,
their cries blasting the night.
"Barber! Kill the barber!" they screamed. "Barber! Kill the
Beaucaire had but time to draw his sword when they were upon him.
"A moi!" his voice rang out clearly as he rose in his stirrups. "A
moi, Francois, Louis, Berquin! A moi, Francois!"
The cavaliers came straight at him. He parried the thrust of the
first, but the shock of collision hurled his horse against the side
of the coach. "Sacred swine!" he cried bitterly. "To endanger a
lady, to make this brawl in a lady's presence! Drive on!" he
"No!" cried Lady Mary.
The Frenchman's assailants were masked, but they were not highwaymen.
"Barber! Barber!" they shouted hoarsely, and closed in on him in a
"See how he use his steel!" laughed M. Beaucaire, as his point passed
through a tawdry waistcoat. For a moment he cut through the ring and
cleared a space about him, and Lady Mary saw his face shining in the
moonlight. "Canaille!" he hissed, as his horse sank beneath him;
and, though guarding his head from the rain of blows from above, he
managed to drag headlong from his saddle the man who had hamstrung
the poor brute. The fellow came suddenly to the ground, and lay
"Is it not a compliment," said a heavy voice, "to bring six large
men to subdue monsieur?"
"Oh, you are there, my frien'! In the rear - a little in the rear,
I think. Ha, ha!"
The Frenchman's play with his weapon was a revelation of skill, the
more extraordinary as he held in his hand only a light dress sword.
But the ring closed about him, and his keen defense could not avail
him for more than a few moments. Lady Mary's outriders, the
gallants of her escort, rode up close to the coach and encircled it,
"Sir Hugh Guilford!" cried Lady Mary wildly, "if you will not help
him, give me your sword!" She would have leaped to the ground, but
Sir Hugh held the door.
"Sit quiet, madam," he said to her; then, to the man on the box,
"If he does, I'll kill him!" she said fiercely. "Ah, what cowards!
Will you see the Duke murdered?"
"The Duke!" laughed Guilford. "They will not kill him, unless - be
easy, dear madam, 'twill be explained. Gad's life!" he muttered to
Molyneux, "'Twere time the varlet had his lashing! D'ye hear her?"
"Barber or no barber," answered Molyneux, "I wish I had warned him.
He fights as few gentlemen could. Ah - ah! Look at that! 'Tis
On foot, his hat gone, his white coat sadly rent and gashed, flecked,
too, with red, M. Beaucgjre, wary, alert, brilliant, seemed to
transform himself into a dozen fencing-masters; and, though his skill
appeared to lie in delicacy and quickness, his play being continually
with the point, sheer strength failed to beat him down. The young
man was laughing like a child.
"Believe me," said Molyneux "he's no barber! No, and never was!"
For a moment there was even a chance that M. Beaucaire might have the
best of it. Two of his adversaries were prostrate, more than one were
groaning, and the indomitable Frenchman had actually almost beat off
the ruffians, when, by a trick, he was overcome. One of them,
dismounting, ran in suddenly from behind, and seized his blade in a
thick leather gauntlet. Before Beaucaire could disengage the weapon,
two others threw themselves from their horses and hurled him to the
earth. "A moi! A moi, Francois!" he cried as he went down, his sword
in fragments, but his voice unbroken and clear.
"Shame!" muttered one or two of the gentlemen about the coach.
"'Twas dastardly to take him so, said Molyneux. "Whatever his
deservings, I'm nigh of a mind to offer bim a rescue in the Duke's
"Truss him up, lads," said the heavy voice. Clear the way in front
of the coach. There sit those whom we avenge upon a presumptuous
lackey. Now, Whiffen, you have a fair audience, lay on and baste him."
Two men began to drag M. Beaucaire toward a great oak by the roadside.
Another took from his saddle a heavy whip with three thongs.
"A moi, Francois!"
There was borne on the breeze an answer - " Monseigneur!
Monseigneur!" The cry grew louder suddenly. The clatter of hoofs
urged to an anguish of speed sounded on the night. M. Beaucaire's
servants had lagged sorely behind, but they made up for it now.
Almost before the noise of their own steeds they came riding down
the moonlit aisle between the mists. Chosen men, these
servants of Beaucaire, and like a thunderbolt they fell upon the
"Chateaurien! Chateaurien!" they shouted, and smote so swiftly
that, through lack of time, they showed no proper judgment,
discriminating nothing between non-combatants and their master's
foes. They charged first into the group about M. Beaucaire, and
broke and routed it utterly. Two of them leaped to the young man's
side, while the other four, swerving, scarce losing the momentum of
their onset, bore on upon the gentlemen near the coach, who went
down beneath the fierceness of the onslaught, cursing manfully.
"Our just deserts," said Mr. Moly-neux, his mouth full of dust and
Sir Hugh Guilford's horse fell with him, being literally ridden
over, and the baronet's leg was pinned under the saddle. In less
than ten minutes from the first attack on M. Beaucaire, the
attacking party had fled in disorder, and the patrician
non-combatants, choking with expletives, consumed with wrath, were
prisoners, disarmed by the Frenchman's lackeys.
Guilford's discomfiture had freed the doors of the coach; so it was
that when M. Beaucaire, struggling to rise, assisted by his servants,
threw out one hand to balance himself, he found it seized between
two small, cold palms, and he looked into two warm, dilating eyes,
that were doubly beautiful because of the fright and rage that
found room in them, too.
M. le Duc Chateaurien sprang to his feet without the aid of his
lackeys, and bowed low before Lady Mary.
"I make ten thousan' apology to be' the cause of a such melee in
your presence," he said; and then, turning to Francois, he spoke in
French: "Ah, thou scoundrel! A little, and it had been too late."
Francois knelt in the dust before him. "Pardon!" he said.
"Monseigneur commanded us to follow far in the rear, to remain
unobserved. The wind malignantly blew against monseigneur's voice."
"See what it might have cost, my children," said his master,
pointing to the ropes with which they would have bound him and to
the whip lying beside them. A shudder passed over the lackey's
frame; the utter horror in his face echoed in the eyes of his
"Oh, monseigneur!" Francois sprang back, and tossed his arms to
"But it did not happen," said M. Beaucaire.
"It could not!" exclaimed Francois.
"No. And you did very well, my children - " the young man smiled
benevolently - "very well. And now," he continued, turning to Lady
Mary and speaking in English, "let me be asking of our gallants
yonder what make' them to be in cabal with highwaymen. One should
come to a polite understanding with them, you think? Not so?"
He bowed, offering his hand to conduct her to the coach, where
Molyneux and his companions, having drawn Sir Hugh from under his
horse, were engaged in reviving and reassuring Lady Rellerton, who
had fainted. But Lady Mary stayed Beaucaire with a gesture, and
the two stood where they were.
"Monseigneur!" she said, with a note of raillery in her voice, but
raillery so tender that he started with happiness. His movement
brought him a hot spasm of pain, and he clapped his hand to a red
stain on his waistcoat.
"You are hurt!"
"It is nothing," smiled M. Beaucaire. Then, that she might not see
the stain spreading, he held his handkerchief over the spot. "I am
a little - but jus' a trifling - bruise'; 'tis all."
"You shall ride in the coach," she whispered. "Will you be pleased,
M. de Chateaurien?"
"Ah, my beautiful!" She seemed to wave before him like a shining
mist. "I wish that ride might las' for al - ways! Can you say
"Monseigneur," she cried in a passion of admiration, "I would what
you would have be, should be. What do you not deserve? You are
the bravest man in the world!"
"Ha, ha! I am jus' a poor Frenchman."
"Would that a few Englishmen had shown themselves as 'poor' tonight.
The vile cowards, not to help you!" With that, suddenly possessed
by her anger, she swept away from him to the coach.
Sir Hugh, groaning loudly, was being assisted into the vehicle.
"My little poltroons," she said, "what are you doing with your
fellow-craven, Sir Hugh Guilford, there?"
"Madam," replied Molyneux humbly, "Sir Hugh's leg is broken. Lady
Rellerton graciously permits him to be taken in."
"I do not permit it! M. de Chateaurien rides with us."
"But - "
"Sir! Leave the wretch to groan by the roadside," she cried
fiercely, "which plight I would were that of all of you! But there
will be a pretty story for the gossips to-morrow! And I could
almost find pity for you when I think of the wits when you return
to town. Fine gentlemen you; hardy bravos, by heaven! to leave
one man to meet a troop of horse single-handed, while you huddle
in shelter until you are overthrown and disarmed by servants! Oh,
the wits! Heaven save you from the wits!"
"Address me no more! M. de Chateaurien, Lady Rellerton and I will
greatly esteem the honor of your company. Will you come?"
She stepped quickly into the coach, and was gathering her skirts
to make room for the Frenchman, when a heavy voice spoke from the
shadows of the tree by the wayside.
"Lady Mary Carlisle will, no doubt, listen to a word of counsel on
The Duke of Winterset rode out into the moonlight, composedly
untieing a mask from about his head. He had not shared the flight
of his followers, but had retired into the shade of the oak, whence
he now made his presence known with the utmost coolness.
"Gracious heavens, 'tis Winterset!" exclaimed Lady Rellerton.
"Turned highwayman and cut-throat," cried Lady Mary.
"No, no," laughed M. Beaucaire, somewhat unsteadily, as he stood,
swaying a little, with one hand on the coach-door, the other
pressed hard on his side, "he only oversee'; he is jus' a little
bashful, sometime'. He is a great man, but he don' want all the
"Barber," replied the Duke, "I must tell you that I gladly descend
to bandy words with you; your monstrous impudence is a claim to rank
I cannot ignore. But a lackey who has himself followed by six other
lackeys - "
"Ha, ha! Has not M. le Duc been busy all this evening to justify
me? And I think mine mus' be the bes' six. Ha, ha! You think?"
"M. de Chateaurien," said Lady Mary, "we are waiting for you."
"Pardon," he replied. "He has something to say; maybe it is bes'
if you hear it now."
"I wish to hear nothing from him - ever!"
"My faith, madam," cried the Duke, "this saucy fellow has paid
you the last insult! He is so sure of you he does not fear you
will believe the truth. When all is told, if you do not agree he
deserved the lashing we planned to - "
"I'll hear no more!"
"You will bitterly repent it, madam. For your own sake I entreat - "
"And I also," broke in M. Beaucaire. "Permit me, mademoiselle; let
"Then let him be brief," said Lady Mary, "for I am earnest to be quit
of him. His explanation or an attack on my friend and on my carriage
should be made to my
"Alas that he was not here," said the Duke, "to aid me! Madam,
was your carriage threatened? I have endeavored only to expunge
a debt I owed to Bath and to avenge an insult offered to yourself
through - "
"Sir, sir, my patience will bear little more!"
"A thousan' apology," said M. Beaucaire. "You will listen, I only
beg, Lady Mary?"
She made an angry gesture of assent.
"Madam, I will be brief as I may. Two months ago there came to Bath
a French gambler calling himself Beaucaire, a desperate fellow with
the cards or dice, and all the men of fashion went to play at his
lodging, where he won considerable sums. He was small, wore a black
wig and mustachio. He had the insolence to show himself everywhere
until the Master of Ceremonies rebuffed him in the pump-room, as you
know, and after that he forbore his visits to the rooms. Mr. Nash
explained (and was confirmed, madam, by indubitable information)
that this Beaucaire was a man of unspeakable, vile, low birth, being,
in fact, no other than a lackey of the French king's ambassador,
Victor by name, de Mirepoix's barber. Although his condition was
known, the hideous impudence of the fellow did not desert him, and
he remained in Bath, where none would speak to him."
"Is your farrago nigh done, sir?"
"A few moments, madam. One evening, three weeks gone, I observed
a very elegant equipage draw up to my door, and the Duke of
Chateaurien was announced. The young man's manners were worthy -
according to the French acceptance - and 'twere idle to deny him
the most monstrous assurance. He declared himself a noble
traveling for pleasure. He had taken lodgings in Bath for a
season, he said, and called at once to pay his respects to me.
His tone was so candid - in truth, I am the simplest of men, very
easily gulled - and his stroke so bold, that I did not for one
moment suspect him; and, to my poignant regret - though in the
humblest spirit I have shown myself eager to atone - that very
evening I had the shame of presenting him to yourself."
"The shame, sir!"
"Have patience, pray, madam. Ay, the shame! You know what figure
he hath cut in Bath since that evening. All ran merrily with him
until several days ago Captain Badger denounced him as an impostor,
vowing that Chateaurien was nothing."
"Pardon," interrupted M. Beaucaire. "'Castle Nowhere' would have
been so much better. Why did you not make him say it that way,
Lady Mary started; she was looking at the Duke, and her face was
white. He continued: "Poor Captam Badger was stabbed that same
day. - "
"Most befitting poor Captain Badger," muttered Molyneux.
" - - And his adversary had the marvelous insolence to declare that
he fought in my quarrel! This afternoon the wounded man sent for me,
and imparted a very horrifying intelligence. He had discovered a
lackey whom he had seen waiting upon Beaucaire in attendance at the
door of this Chateaurien's lodging. Beaucaire had disappeared the
day before Chateaurien's arrival. Captain Badger looked closely at
Chateaurien at their next meeting, and identified him with the
missing Beaucaire beyond the faintest doubt. Overcome with
indignation, he immediately proclaimed the impostor. Out of regard
for me, he did not charge him with being Beaucaire; the poor soul
was unwilling to put upon me the humiliation of having introduced a
barber; but the secret weighed upon him till he sent for me and put
everything in my hands. I accepted the odium; thinking only of
atonement. I went to Sir John Wimpledon's fite. I took poor Sir
Hugh, there, and these other gentlemen aside, and told them my news.
We narrowly observed this man, and were shocked at our simplicity
in not having discovered him before. These are men of honor and
cool judgment, madam. Mr. Molyneux had acted for him in the affair
of Captain Badger, and was strongly prejudiced in his favor; but
Mr. Molyneux, Sir Hugh, Mr. Bantison, every one of them, in short,
recognized him. In spite of his smooth face and his light hair,
the adventurer Beaucaire was writ upon him amazing plain. Look at
him, madam, if he will dare the inspection. You saw this Beaucaire
well, the day of his expulsion from the rooms. Is not this he?"
M. Beaucaire stepped close to her. Her pale face twitched.
"Look!" he said.
"Oh, oh!" she whispered with a dry throat, and fell back in the
"Is it so?" cried the Duke.
"I do not know. - I - cannot tell."
"One moment more. I begged these gentlemen to allow me to wipe
out the insult I had unhappily offered to Bath, but particularly
to you. They agreed not to forestall me or to interfere. I left
Sir John Wimpledon's early, and arranged to give the sorry rascal
a lashing under your own eyes, a satisfaction due the lady into
whose presence he had dared to force himself."
"'Noblesse oblige'?" said M. Beaucaire in a tone of gentle inquiry.
"And now, madam," said the Duke, "I will detain you not one second
longer. I plead the good purpose of my intentions, begging you to
believe that the desire to avenge a hateful outrage, next to the
wish to serve you, forms the dearest motive in the heart of Winterset."
"Bravo!" cried Beaucaire softly.
Lady Mary leaned toward him, a thriving terror in her eyes. "It is
false?" she faltered.
"Monsieur should not have been born so high. He could have made
"You mean it is false?" she cried breathlessly.
"'Od's blood, is she not convinced?" broke out Mr. Bantison.
"Fellow, were you not the ambassador's barber?"
"It is all false?" she whispered.
"The mos' fine art, mademoiselle. How long you think it take M. de
Winterset to learn that speech after he write it out? It is a mix
of what is true and the mos' chaste art. Monsieur has become a man
of letters. Perhaps he may enjoy that more than the wars. Ha, ha!"
Mr. Bantison burst into a roar of laughter. "Do French gentlemen
fight lackeys? Ho, ho, ho! A pretty country! We English do as
was done to-night, have our servants beat them."
"And attend ourselves," added M. Beaucaire, looking at the Duke,
"somewhat in the background? But, pardon," he mocked, "that remind'
me. Francois, return to Mr. Bantison and these gentlemen their
"Will you answer a question?" said Molyneux mildly.
"Oh, with pleasure, monsieur."
"Were you ever a barber?"
"No, monsieur," laughed the young man.
"Pah!" exclaimed Bantison. "Let me question him. Now, fellow, a
confession may save you from jail. Do you deny you are Beaucaire?"
"Deny to a such judge?"
"Ha!" said Bantison. "What more do you want, Molyneux? Fellow, do
you deny that you came to London in the ambassador's suite?"
"No, I do not deny."
"He admits it! Didn't you come as his barber?"
"Yes, my frien', as his barber." Lady Mary cried out faintly, and,
shuddering, put both hands over her eyes.
"I'm sorry," said Molyneux. "You fight like a gentleman."
"I thank you, monsieur."
"You called yourself Beaucaire?"
"Yes, monsieur." He was swaying to and fro; his servants ran to
"I wish - " continued Molyncux, hesitating. "Evil take me! - but
I'm sorry you're hurt."
"Assist Sir Hugh into my carriage," said Lady Mary.
"Farewell, mademoiselle!" M. Beaucaire's voice was very faint. His
eyes were fixed upon her face. She did not look toward him.
They were propping Sir Hugh on the cushions. The Duke rode up close
to Beaucaire, but Francois seized his bridle fiercely, and forced the
horse back on its haunches.
"The man's servants worship him," said Molyneux.
"Curse your insolence!" exclaimed the Duke. "How much am I to bear
from this varlet and his varlets? Beaucaire, if you have not left
Bath by to-morrow noon, you will be clapped into jail, and the
lashing you escaped to-night shall be given you thrice tenfold!"
"I shall be-in the - Assemily - Room' at nine - o'clock, one week
- from - to-night," answered the young man, smiling jauntily, though
his lips were colorless. The words cost him nearly all his breath
and strength. "You mus' keep - in the - backgroun', monsieur. Ha,
ha!" The door of the coach closed with a slam.
"Mademoiselle - fare - well!"
"Drive on!" said Lady Mary.
M. Beaucaire followed the cariiage with his eyes. As the noise of
the wheels and the hoof-beats of the accompanying cavalcade grew
fainter in the distance, the handkerchief he had held against his
side dropped into the white dust, a heavy red splotch.
"Only - roses," he gasped, and fell back in the arms of his servants.
Beau Nash stood at the door of the rooms, smiling blandly upon a
dainty throng in the pink of its finery and gay furbelows. The
great exquisite bent his body constantly in a series of consummately
adjusted bows: before a great dowager, seeming to sweep the floor
in august deference; somewhat stately to the young bucks; greeting
the wits with gracous friendliness and a twinkle of raillery;
inclining with fatherly gallantry before the beauties; the degree
of his inclination measured the altitude of the recipient as
accurately as a nicely calculated sand-glass measures the hours.
The King of Bath was happy, for wit, beauty, fashion - to speak more
concretely: nobles, belles, gamesters, beaux, statesmen, and poets
- made fairyland (or opera bouffe, at least) in his dominions; play
ran higher and higher, and Mr. Nash's coffers filled up with gold.
To crown his pleasure, a prince of the French blood, the young Comte
de Beaujolais, just arrived from Paris, had reached Bath at noon in
state, accompanied by the Marquis de Mirepoix, the ambassador of
Louis XV. The Beau dearly prized the society of the lofty, and the
present visit was an honor to Bath: hence to the Master of Ceremonies.
What was better, there would be some profitable hours with the
cards and dice. So it was that Mr. Nash smiled never more benignly
than on that bright evening. The rooms rang with the silvery voices
of women and delightful laughter, while the fiddles went merrily,
their melodies chiming sweetly with the joyance of his mood.
The skill and brazen effrontery of the ambassador's scoundrelly
servant in passing himself off for a man of condition formed the
point of departure for every conversation. It was discovered that
there were but three persons present who had not suspected him from
the first; and, by a singular paradox, the most astute of all proved
to be old Mr. Bicksit, the traveler, once a visitor at Chateaurien;
for he, according to report, had by a coup of diplomacy entrapped
the impostor into an admission that there was no such place. However,
like poor Captain Badger, the worthy old man had held his peace out
of regard for the Duke of Winterset. This nobleman, heretofore
secretly disliked, suspected of irregular devices at play, and never
admired, had won admiration and popularity by his remorse for the
mistake, and by the modesty of his attitude in endeavoring to atone
for it, without presuming upon the privilege of his rank to laugh at
the indignation of society; an action the more praiseworthy because
his exposure of the impostor entailed the disclosure of his own
culpability in having stood the villain's sponsor. To-night, the
happy gentleman, with Lady Mary Carlisle upon his arm, went grandly
about the rooms, sowing and reaping a harvest of smiles. 'Twas
said work would be begun at once to rebuild the Duke's country seat,
while several ruined Jews might be paid out of prison. People
gazing on the beauty and the stately but modest hero by her side,
said they would make a noble pair. She had long been distinguished
by his attentions, and he had come brilliantly out of the episode
of the Frenchman, who had been his only real rival. Wherever they
went, there arose a buzz of pleasing gossip and adulation. Mr. Nash,
seeing them near him, came forward with greetings. A word on the
side passed between the nobleman and the exquisite.
"I had news of the rascal tonight," whispered Nash. "He lay at a
farm till yesterday, when he disappeared; his ruffians, too."
"You have arranged?" asked the Duke.
"Fourteen bailiffs are watching without. He could not come within
gunshot. If they clap eyes on him, they will hustle him to jail,
and his cutthroats shall not avail him a hair's weight. The
impertinent swore he'd be here by nine, did he?"
"He said so; and 'tis a rash dog, sir."
"It is just nine now.""
"Send out to see if they have taken him."
The Beau beckoned an attendant, and whispered in his ear.
Many of the crowd had edged up to the two gentlemen with apparent
carelessness, to overhear their conversation. Those who did
overhear repeated it in covert asides, and this circulating
undertone, confirming a vague rumor that Beaucaire would attempt
the entrance that night, lent a pleasurable color of excitement to
the evening. The French prince, the ambassador, and their suites
were announced. Polite as the assembly was. it was also curious,
and there occurred a mannerly rush to see the newcomers. Lady
Mary, already pale, grew whiter as the throng closed round her; she
looked up pathetically at the Duke, who lost no time in extricating
her from the pressure.
"Wait here," he said; "I will fetch you a glass of negus," and
disappeared. He had not thought to bring a chair, and she, looking
about with an increasing faintness and finding none, saw that she
was standing by the door of a small side-room. The crowd swerved
back for the passage of the legate of France, and pressed upon her.
She opened the door, and went in.
The room was empty save for two gentlemen, who were quietly playing
cards at a table. They looked up as she entered. They were M.
Beaucaire and Mr. Molyneux.
She uttered a quick cry and leaned against the wall, her hand to her
breast. Beaucaire, though white and weak, had brought her a chair
before Molyneux could stir.
"Mademoiselle - "
"Do not touch me!" she said, with such frozen abhorrence in her voice
that he stopped short. "Mr. Molyneux, you seek strange company!"
"Madam," replied Molyneux, bowing deeply, as much to Beaucaire as
to herself, "I am honored by the presence of both of you.
"Oh, are you mad!" she exclaimed, contemptuously.
"This gentleman has exalted me with his confidence, madam," he
"Will you add your ruin to the scandal of this fellow's presence
here? How he obtained entrance - "
"Pardon, mademoiselle," interrupted Beaucaire. "Did I not say I
should come? M. Molyneux was so obliging as to answer for me to
the fourteen frien's of M. de Winterset and Meestaire Nash."
"Do you not know," she turned vehemently upon Molyneux, "that he
will be removed the moment I leave this room? Do you wish to be
dragged out with him? For your sake, sir, because I have always
thought you a man of heart, I give you a chance to save yourself
from disgrace - and - your companion from jail. Let him slip out
by some retired way, and you may give me your arm and we will
enter the next room as if nothing had happened. Come, sir - "
"Mademoiselle - "
"Mr. Molyneux, I desire to hear nothing from your companion. Had
I not seen you at cards with him I should have supposed him in
attendance as your lackey. Do you desire to take advantage of my
"Mademoiselle, I could not tell you, on that night - "
"You may inform your high-born friend, Mr. Molyneux, that I heard
everything he had to say; that my pride once had the pleasure of
listening to his high-born confession!"
"Ah, it is gentle to taunt one with his birth, mademoiselle? Ah,
no! There is a man in my country who say strange things of that
- that a man is not his father, but himself."
"You may inform your friend, Mr. Molyneux, that he had a chance to
defend himself against accusation; that he said all - "
"That I did say all I could have strength to say. Mademoiselle, you
did not see - as it was right - that I had been stung by a big wasp.
It was nothing, a scratch; but, mademoiselle, the sky went round and
the moon dance' on the earth. I could not wish that big wasp to see
he had stung me; so I mus' only say what I can have strength for,
and stand straight till he is gone. Beside', there are other rizzons.
Ah, you mus' belief! My Molyneux I sen' for, and tell him all,
because he show courtesy to the yo'ng Frenchman, and I can trus' him.
I trus' you, mademoiselle - long ago - and would have tol' you
ev'rything, excep' jus' because - well, for the romance, the fon!
You belief? It is so clearly so; you do belief, mademoiselle?"
She did not even look at him. M. Beaucaire lifted his hand
appealingly toward her. "Can there be no faith in - in - he said
timidly, and paused. She was silent, a statue, my Lady Disdain.
"If you had not belief' me to be an impostor; if I had never said I
was Chateaurien; if I had been jus' that Monsieur Beaucaire of the
story they tol' you, but never with the heart of a lackey, an hones'
man, a man, the man you knew, himself, could you - would you - "
He was trying to speak firmly; yet, as he gazed upon her splendid
beauty, he choked slightly, and fumbled in the lace at his throat
with unsteady fingers. - "Would you - have let me ride by your side
in the autumn moonlight?" Her glance passed by him as it might have
passed by a footman or a piece of furniture. He was dressed
magnificently, a multitude of orders glittering on his breast. Her
eye took no knowledge of him.
"Mademoiselle-I have the honor to ask you: if you had known this
Beaucaire was hones', though of peasant birth, would you - "
Involuntarily, controlled as her icy presence was, she shuddered.
There was a moment of silence.
"Mr. Molyneux," said Lady Mary, "in spite of your discourtesy in
allowing a servant to address me, I offer you a last chance to
leave this room undisgraced. Will you give me your arm?"
"Pardon me, madam," said Mr. Molyneux.
Beaucaire dropped into a chair with his head bent low and his arm
outstretched on the table; his eyes filled slowly in spite of
himself, and two tears rolled down the young man's cheeks.
"An' live men are jus' - names!" said M. Beaucaire.
In the outer room, Winterset, unable to find Lady Mary, and supposing
her to have joined Lady Rellerton, disposed of his negus, then
approached the two visitors to pay his respects to the young prince,
whom he discovered to be a stripling of seventeen, arrogant looking,
but pretty as a girl. Standing beside the Marquis de Mirepoix - a
man of quiet bearing - he was surrounded by a group of the great,
among whom Mr. Nash naturally counted himself. The Beau was
felicitating himself that the foreigners had not arrived a week
earlier, in which case he and Bath would have been detected in a
piece of gross ignorance concerning the French nobility - making
much of de Mirepoix's ex-barber.
"'Tis a lucky thing that fellow was got out of the way," he
ejaculated, under cover.
"Thank me for it," rejoined Winterset.
An attendant begged Mr. Nash's notice. The head bailiff sent word
that Beaucaire had long since entered the building by a side door.
It was supposed Mr. Nash had known of it, and the Frenchman was not
arrested, as Mr. Molyneux was in his company, and said he would be
answerable for him. Consternation was so plain on the Beau's
trained face that the Duke leaned toward him anxiously.
"The villain's in, and Molyneux hath gone mad!"
Mr. Bantison, who had been fiercely elbowing his way toward them,
joined heads with them. "You may well say he is in," he exclaimed
"and if you want to know where, why, in yonder card-room. I saw
him through the half-open door."
"What's to be done?" asked the Beau.
"Send the bailiffs - "
"Fie, fie! A file of bailiffs? The scandal!"
"Then listen to me," said the Duke. "I'll select half-a-dozen
gentlemen, explain the matter, and we'll put him in the center of
us and take him out to the bailiffs. 'Twill appear nothing. Do
you remain here and keep the attention of Beaujolais and de
Mirepoix. Come, Bantison, fetch Townbrake and Harry Rakell yonder;
I'll bring the others."
Three minutes later, his Grace of Winterset flung wide the card-room
door, and, after his friends had entered, closed it.
"Ah!" remarked M. Beaucaire quietly. "Six more large men.
The Duke, seeing Lady Mary, started; but the angry signs of her
interview had not left her face, and reassured him. He offered his
hand to conduct her to the door. "May I have the honor?"
"If this is to be known, 'twill be better if I leave after; I
should be observed if I went now."
"As you will, madam," he answered, not displeased. "And now, you
impudent villain," he began, turning to M. Beaucaire, but to fall
back astounded. "'Od's blood, the dog hath murdered and robbed some
royal prince!" He forgot Lady Mary's presence in his excitement.
"Lay hands on him!" he shouted. "Tear those orders from him!"
Molyneux threw himself between. "One word!" he cried. "One word
before you offer an outrage you will repent all your lives!"
"Or let M. de Winterset come alone," laughed M. Beaucaire.
"Do you expect me to fight a cut-throat barber, and with bare hands?"
"I think one does not expec' monsieur to fight anybody. Would I
fight you, you think? That was why I had my servants, that evening we
play. I would gladly fight almos' any one in the won'; but I did not
wish to soil my hand with a - "
"Stuff his lying mouth with his orders!" shouted the Duke.
But Molyneux still held the gentiemen back. "One moment," he cried.
"M. de Winterset," said Beaucaire, "of what are you afraid? You
calculate well. Beaucaire might have been belief - an impostor
that you yourself expose'? Never! But I was not goin' reveal that
secret. You have not absolve me of my promise."
"Tell what you like," answered the Duke. "Tell all the wild lies
you have time for. You have five minutes to make up your mind to go
"Now you absolve me, then? Ha, ha! Oh, yes! Mademoiselle," he
bowed to Lady Mary, "I have the honor to reques' you leave the
room. You shall miss no details if these frien's of yours kill me,
on the honor of a French gentleman."
"A French what?" laughed Bantison.
"Do you dare keep up the pretense?" cried Lord Town brake. "Know,
you villain barber, that your master, the Marquis de Mirepoix, is
in the next room."
Molyneux heaved a great sigh of relief. "Shall I - " He turned to
The young man laughed, and said: "Tell him come here at once.
"Impudent to the last!" cried Bantison, as Molyneux hurried from
"Now you goin' to see M. Beaucaire's master," said Beaucaire to Lady
Mary. "'Tis true what I say, the other night. I cross from Prance
in his suite; my passport say as his barber. Then to pass the ennui
of exile, I come to Bath and play for what one will. It kill the
time. But when the people hear I have been a servant they come only
secretly; and there is one of them - he has absolve' me of a promise
not to speak - of him I learn something he cannot wish to be tol'.
I make some trouble to learn this thing. Why I should do this?
Well - that is my own rizzon. So I make this man help me in a masque,
the unmasking it was, for, as there is no one to know me, I throw off
my black wig and become myself - and so I am 'Chateaurien,' Castle
Nowhere. Then this man I use', this Winterset, he - "
"I have great need to deny these accusations?" said the Duke.
"Nay," said Lady Mary weari1y.
"Shall I tell you why I mus' be 'Victor' and 'Beaucaire' and
'Chateaurien,' and not myself?"
"To escape from the bailiffs for debts for razors and soap," gibed
"No, monsieur. In France I have got a cousin who is a man with a
very bad temper at some time', and he will never enjoy his relatives
to do what he does not wish - "
He was interrupted by a loud commotion from without. The door was
flung open, and the young Count of Beaujolais bounded in and threw his
arms about the neck of M. Beaucaire.
"Philippe!" he cried. "My brother, I have come to take you back
M. de Mirepoix followed him, bowing as a courtier, in deference;
but M. Beaucaire took both his hands heartily. Molyneux came after,
with Mr. Nash, and closed the door.
"My warmest felicitations," said the Marquis. "There is no longer
need for your incognito."
"Thou best of masters!" said Beaucaire, touching him fondly on the
shoulder. "I know. Your courier came safely. And so I am forgiven!
But I forget." He turned to the lady. She had begun to tremble
exceedingly. "Faires' of all the English fair," he said, as the
gentlemen bowed low to her deep courtesy, "I beg the honor to
presen' to Lady Mary Carlisle, M. le Comte de Beaujolais. M. de
Mirepoix has already the honor. Lady Mary has been very kind to me,
my frien's; you mus' help me make my acknowledgment. Mademoiselle
and gentlemen, will you give me that favour to detain you one
"Henri," he turned to the young Beaujolais, "I wish you had shared
my masque - I have been so gay!" The surface of his tone was merry,
but there was an undercurrent, weary - sad, to speak of what was the
mood, not the manner. He made the effect of addressing every one
present, but he looked steadily at Lady Mary. Her eyes were fixed
upon him, with a silent and frightened fascination, and she trembled
more and more. "I am a great actor, Henri. These gentlemen are yet
scarce convince' I am not a lackey! And I mus' tell you that I was
jus' now to be expelled for having been a barber!"
"Oh, no!,, the ambassador cried out. "He would not be content with
me; he would wander over a strange country."
"Ha, ha, my Mirepoix! And what is better, one evening I am oblige'
to fight some frien's of M. de Winterset there, and some ladies and
cavaliers look on, and they still think me a servant. Oh, I am a
great actor! 'Tis true there is not a peasant in France who would
not have then known one 'born'; but they are wonderful, this English
people, holding by an idea once it is in their heads - a mos' worthy
quality. But my good Molyneux here, he had speak to me with courtesy,
jus' because I am a man an' jus' because he is al - ways kind. (I
have learn' that his great-grandfather was a Frenchman.) So I sen' to
him and tell him ev'rything, and he gain admittance for me here
to-night to await my frien's.
"I was speaking to messieurs about my cousin, who will meddle in the
affair' of his relatives. Well, that gentleman, he make a marriage
for me with a good and accomplish' lady, very noble and very
beautiful - and amiable." (The young count at his elbow started
slightly at this, but immediately appeared to wrap himself in a
mantle of solemn thought.) "Unfortunately, when my cousin arrange'
so, I was a dolt, a little blockhead; I swear to marry for myself
and when I please, or never if I like. That lady is all things
charming and gentle, and, in truth, she is - very much attach' to
me - why should I not say it? I am so proud of it. She is very
faithful and forgiving and sweet; she would be the same, I think,
if I - were even - a lackey. But I? I was a dolt, a little
unsensible brute; I did not value such thing' then; I was too yo'ng,
las' June. So I say to my cousin, 'No, I make my own choosing!'
'Little fool,' he answer, 'she is the one for you. Am I not wiser
than you?' And he was very angry, and, as he has influence in
France, word come' that he will get me put in Vincennes, so I mus'
run away quick till his anger is gone. My good frien' Mirepoix is
jus' leaving for London; he take' many risk' for my sake; his
hairdresser die before he start', so I travel as that poor barber.
But my cousin is a man to be afraid of when he is angry, even in
England, and I mus' not get my Mirepoix in trouble. I mus' not be
discover' till my cousin is ready to laugh about it all and make
it a joke. And there may be spies; so I change my name again,
and come to Bath to amuse my retreat with a little gaming - I am
al - ways fond of that. But three day' ago M. le Marquis send me
a courier to say that my brother, who know where I had run away,
is come from France to say that my cousin is appease'; he need me
for his little theatre, the play cannot go on. I do not need to
espouse mademoiselle. All shall be forgiven if I return, and my
brother and M. de Mirepoix will meet me in Bath to felicitate.
"There is one more thing to say, that is all. I have said I learn'
a secret, and use it to make a man introduce me if I will not tell.
He has absolve' me of that promise. My frien's, I had not the wish
to ruin that man. I was not receive'; Meestaire Nash had reboff me;
I had no other way excep' to use this fellow. So I say, 'Take me
to Lady Malbourne's ball as "Chateaurien."' I throw off my wig,
and shave, and behol', I am M. le Duc de Castle Nowhere. Ha, ha!
The young man's manner suddenly changed. He became haughty,
menacing. He stretched out his arm, and pointed at Winterset. "Now
I am no 'Beaucaire,' messieurs. I am a French gentleman. The man
who introduce' me at the price of his honor, and then betray' me to
redeem it, is that coward, that card-cheat there!"
Winterset made a horrible effort to laugh. The gentlemen who
surrounded him fell away as from pestilence. "A French gentleman!"
he sneered savagely, and yet fearfully. "I don't know who you are.
Hide behind as many toys and ribbons as you like; I'll know the
name of the man who dares bring such a charge!"
"Sir!" cried de Mirepoix sharply, advancing a step towards him; but
he checked himself at once. He made a low bow of state, first to
the young Frenchman, then to Lady Mary and the company. "Permit me,
Lady Mary and gentlemen," he said. "to assume the honor of
presenting you to His Highness, Prince Louis-Philippe de Valois,
Duke of Orleans, Duke of Chartres, Duke of Nemours, Duke of
Montpeti'sier, First Prince of the Blood Royal, First Peer of France,
Lieutenant-General of French Infantry, Governor of Dauphine, Knight
of the Golden Fleece, Grand Master of the Order of Notre Dame, of
Mount Carmel, and of St. Lazarus in Jerusalem; and cousin to His
most Christian Majesty, Louis the Fifteenth, King of France."
"Those are a few of my brother's names," whispered Henri of
Beaujolais to Molyneux. "Old Mirepoix has the long breath, but it
take' a strong man two day' to say all of them. I can suppose this
Winterset know' now who bring the charge!"
"Castle Nowhere!" gasped Beau Nash, falling back upon the burly
prop of Mr. Bantison's shoulder.
"The Duke of Orleans will receive a message from me within the
hour!" said Winterset, as he made his way to the door. His face was
black with rage and shame.
"I tol' you that I would not soil my hand with you," answered the
young man. "If you send a message no gentleman will bring it.
Whoever shall bear it will receive a little beating from Francois."
He stepped to Lady Mary's side. Her head was bent low, her face
averted. She seemed to breathe with difficulty, and leaned heavily
upon a chair. "Monseigneur," she faltered in a half whisper, "can
you - forgive me? It is a bitter - mistake-I have made. Forgive."
"Forgive?" he answered, and his voice was as broken as hers; but he
went on, more firmly: "It is - nothing - less than nothing. There
is - only jus' one - in the - whole worl' who would not have treat'
me the way that you treat' me. It is to her that I am goin' to make
reparation. You know something, Henri? I am not goin' back only
because the king forgive' me. I am goin' to please him; I am goin'
to espouse mademoiselle, our cousin. My frien's, I ask your
"And the king does not compel him!" exclaimed young Henri.
"Henri, you want to fight me?" cried his brother sharply. "Don'
you think the King of France is a wiser man than me?"
He offered his hand to Lady Mary. "Mademoiselle is fatigue'. Will
she honor me?"
He walked with her to the door. Her hand fluttering faintly in his.
>From somewhere about the garments of one of them a little cloud of
faded rose-leaves fell, and lay strewn on the floor behind them. He
opened the door, and the lights shone on a multitude of eager faces
turned toward it. There was a great hum of voices, and, over all,
the fiddles wove a wandering air, a sweet French song of the voyageur.
He bowed very low, as, with fixed and glistening eyes, Lady Mary
Carlisle, the Beauty of Bath, passed slowly by him and went out of
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