The Tale of Brownie Beaver
Arthur Scott Bailey
Produced by Phil McLaury, Juliet Sutherland, Charles Franks
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[Illustration: Mr. Frog Had Been Hiding Among the Lily-pads]
THE TALE OF BROWNIE BEAVER
ARTHUR SCOTT BAILEY
I A QUEER PLACE TO LIVE
II HOW TO FELL A TREE
III STICKS AND MUD
IV THE FRESHET
V BROWNIE SAVES THE DAM
VI A HAPPY THOUGHT
VII A NEWFANGLED NEWSPAPER
VIII MR. CROW IS UPSET
IX THE SIGN ON THE TREE
X A HOLIDAY
XI BAD NEWS
XII GRANDADDY BEAVER THINKS
XIII A LUCKY FIND
XIV WAS IT A GUN?
XV JASPER JAY'S STORY
XVI LOOKING PLEASANT
XVII BROWNIE ESCAPES
XVIII MR. FROG'S QUESTION
XIX THE NEW SUIT
A QUEER PLACE TO LIVE
The village near one end of Pleasant Valley where Farmer Green often
went to sell butter and eggs was not the only village to be seen from
Blue Mountain. There was another which Farmer Green seldom visited,
because it lay beyond the mountain and was a long distance from his
house. Though he owned the land where it stood, those that lived there
thought they had every right to stay there as long as they pleased,
without being disturbed.
It was in this village that Brownie Beaver and his neighbors lived. It
was a different sort of town, too, from the one where Farmer Green
went each week. Over beyond Blue Mountain all the houses were built in
a pond. And all their doors were under water. But nobody minded that
because--like Brownie Beaver--everybody that dwelt there was a fine
Years and years before Brownie's time his forefathers had come there,
and finding that there were many trees in the neighborhood with the
sort of bark they liked to eat--such as poplars, willows and box
elders--they had decided that it was a good place to live. There was a
small stream, too, which was really the beginning of Swift River. And
by damming it those old settlers made a pond in which they could build
They had ideas of their own as to what a house should be like--and
very good ideas they were--though you, perhaps, might not care for
them at all. They wanted their houses to be surrounded by water,
because they thought they were safer when built in that manner. And
they always insisted that a door leading into a house should be far
beneath the surface of the water, for they believed that that made a
house safer too.
To you such an idea may seem very strange. But if you were chased by
an enemy you might be glad to be able to swim under water, down to the
bottom of a pond, and slip inside a door which led to a winding hall,
which in its turn led upwards into your house.
Of course, your enemy might be able to swim as well as you. But maybe
he would think twice--or even three times--before he went prowling
through your crooked hall. For if you had enormous, strong, sharp
teeth--with which you could gnaw right through a tree--he would not
care to have you seize him as he poked his head around a corner in a
dark passage of a strange house.
It was in a house of that kind that Brownie Beaver lived. And he built
it himself, because he said he would rather have a neat, new house
than one of the big, old dwellings that had been built many years
before, when his great-great-grandfather had helped throw the dam
across the stream.
The dam was there still. It was so old that trees were growing on it.
And there was an odd thing about it: it was never finished. Though
Brownie Beaver was a young chap, he worked on the dam sometimes, like
all his neighbors. You see, the villagers kept making the dam wider.
And since it was built of sticks and mud, the water sometimes washed
bits of it away: so it had to be kept in repair.
If Brownie Beaver and his friends had neglected their dam, they would
have waked up some day and found that their pond was empty; and
without any water to hide their doorways they would have been safe no
They would have had no place, either, to store their winter's food.
For they were in the habit of cutting down trees and saving the bark
and branches too, in order to have plenty to eat when cold weather
came and the ice closed their pond.
Some of their food they carried into their houses through a straight
hall which was made for that very purpose. And some of the branches
they fastened under water, near the dam. It was just like putting
green things into a refrigerator, so they will keep.
Now you see why Brownie Beaver would no more have thought of building
his house on dry land than you would think of building one in a pond.
Everybody likes his own way best. And it never once occurred to
Brownie Beaver that his way was the least bit strange.
Perhaps it was because his family had always lived in that fashion.
HOW TO FELL A TREE
Brownie Beaver could do many things that other forest-people (except
his own relations) were not able to do at all. For instance, cutting
down a tree was something that nobody but one of the Beaver family
would think of attempting. But as for Brownie Beaver--if he ever saw a
tree that he wanted to cut down he set to work at once, without even
going home to get any tools. And the reason for that was that he
always had his tools with him. For strange as it may seem, he used his
teeth to do all his wood-cutting.
The first thing to be done when you set out to fell a tree with your
teeth is to strip off the bark around the bottom of the trunk, so that
a white band encircles it. At least, that was the way Brownie Beaver
always began. And no doubt he knew what he was about.
After he had removed the band of bark Brownie began to gnaw away chips
of wood, where the white showed. And as he gnawed, he slowly sidled
round and round the tree, until at last only the heart of the tree was
left to keep the tree from toppling over.
Then Brownie Beaver would stop his gnawing and look all about, to pick
out a place where he wanted the tree to fall. And as soon as Brownie
had made up his mind about that, he quickly gnawed a few more chips
out of the heart of the tree on the side toward the spot where he
intended it to come toppling down upon the ground.
Brownie Beaver would not have to gnaw long before the tree would begin
to lean. All the time it leaned more and more. And the further over it
sagged, the faster it tipped. Luckily, Brownie Beaver always knew just
the right moment to jump out of the way before the tree fell.
If you had ever seen him you might have thought he was frightened,
because he never failed to run away and hide as the tree crashed down
with a sound almost like thunder.
But Brownie was not at all frightened. He was merely careful. Knowing
what a loud noise the falling tree would make, and that it might lead
a man (or some other enemy) to come prowling around, to see what had
happened, Brownie used to stay hidden until he felt quite sure that no
one was going to trouble him.
You can understand that waiting, as he did, was no easy matter when
you stop to remember that one of Brownie's reasons for cutting down a
tree was that he wanted to eat the tender bark to be found in the
tree-top. It was exactly like knowing your dinner was on the table,
all ready for you, and having to hide in some dark corner for half an
hour, before going into the dining-room. You know how hungry you would
get, if you had to do that.
Well, Brownie Beaver used to get just as hungry as any little boy or
girl. How he did tear at the bark, when he finally began to eat! And
how full he stuffed his mouth! And how he did enjoy his meal! But
everybody will admit that he had a right to enjoy his dinner, for he
certainly worked hard enough to get it.
STICKS AND MUD
Like the dam that held back the water to form the pond where Brownie
Beaver lived, Brownie's house was made of sticks and mud. He cut the
sticks himself, from trees that grew near the bank of the pond; and
after dragging and pushing them to the water's edge he swam with them,
without much trouble, to the center of the pond, where he wished to
build his house. Of course, the sticks floated in the water; so
Brownie found that part of his work to be quite easy.
He had chosen that spot in the center of the pond because there was
something a good deal like an island there--only it did not rise quite
out of the water. A good, firm place on which to set his house--
Brownie Beaver considered it.
While he was building his house Brownie gathered his winter's food at
the same time. Anyone might think he would have found it difficult to
do two things at once like that. But while he was cutting sticks to
build his new house it was no great trouble to peel the bark off them.
The bark, you know, was what Brownie Beaver always ate. And when he
cut sticks for his house there was only one thing about which he had
to be careful; he had to be particular to use only certain kinds of
wood. Poplar, cottonwood, or willow; birch, elm, box elder or aspen--
those were the trees which bore bark that he liked. But if he had cut
down a hickory or an ash or an oak tree he wouldn't have been able to
get any food from them at all because the bark was not the sort he
cared for. That was lucky, in a way, because the wood of those trees
was very hard and Brownie would have had much more work cutting them
A good many of Brownie Beaver's neighbors thought he was foolish to go
to the trouble of building a new house, when there were old ones to be
had. And there was a lazy fellow called Tired Tim who laughed openly
"When you're older you'll know better than to work like that," Tired
Tim told him. "Why don't you do the way I did?" he asked. "I dug a
tunnel in the bank of the pond; and it's a good enough house for
anybody. It's much easier than building a house of sticks and mud."
But Brownie told Tired Tim that he didn't care to live in a hole in
"Nobody but a very lazy person would be willing to have a house like
that," Brownie said.
Tired Tim only laughed all the harder.
"Old Grandaddy Beaver has been talking to you," he remarked. "I saw
him taking you over to the dam day before yesterday and telling you
where to work on it. Of course, that's all right if you're willing to
work for the whole village. But I say, let others do the work! As for
me, I've never put a single stick nor a single armful of mud on that
dam; and what's more, I never intend to, either.
"My tunnel in the bank suits me very well. Of course, it may not be so
airy in summer as a house such as you're making for yourself. But I
don't live in my house in summer. So what's the difference to me? In
summer I go up the stream, or down--just as it suits me--and I see
something of the world and have a fine time. There's nothing like
travel, you know, to broaden one," said Tired Tim.
Brownie Beaver stopped just a moment and looked at the lazy fellow. He
was certainly broad enough, Brownie thought. He was so fat that his
sides stuck far out. But it was no wonder--for he never did any work.
"You'd better take my advice," Tired Tim told Brownie.
But Brownie Beaver had returned to his wood-cutting. He didn't even
stop to answer. To him, working was just fun. And building a fine
house was as good as any game.
The rain had fallen steadily for two days and two nights-not just a
gentle drizzle, but a heavy downpour.
For some time it did not in the least disturb Brownie Beaver and his
neighbors--that is to say, all but one of them. For there was a very
old gentleman in the village known as Grandaddy Beaver who began to
worry almost as soon as it began to rain.
"We're a-going to have a freshet," he said to everybody he met. "I've
seen 'em start many a time and I can always tell a freshet almost as
soon as I see it coming."
Grandaddy Beaver's friends paid no heed to his warning. And some of
them were so unkind as to laugh when the old gentleman crawled on top
of his house and began to mend it.
"You young folks can poke fun at me if you want to," said Grandaddy
Beaver, "but I'm a-going right ahead and make my house as strong as I
can. For when the freshet gets here I don't want my home washed away."
All day long people would stop to watch the old fellow at work upon
his roof. And everybody thought it was a great joke--until the second
day came and everybody noticed that it was raining just as hard as
But no one except Grandaddy Beaver had ever heard of a freshet at that
time of year. So even then nobody else went to work on his house,
though some people _did_ stop smiling. A freshet, you know, is a
As the second day passed, the rain seemed to fall harder. And still
Grandaddy Beaver kept putting new sticks on the roof of his house and
plastering mud over them. And at last Brownie Beaver began to think
that perhaps the old gentleman was right, after all, and that maybe
everybody else was wrong.
So Brownie went home and set to work. And all his neighbors at once
began to smile at him.
But Brownie Beaver didn't mind that.
"My roof needed mending, anyhow," he said. "And if we _should_
have a freshet. I'll be ready for it. And if we don't have one,
there'll be no harm done."
[Illustration: Mr. Crow Called Down the Chimney]
Now, all this time the water had been rising slowly. But that was no
more than everyone expected, since it was raining so hard. But when
the second night came, the water began to rise very fast. It rose so
quickly that several families found their bedroom floors under water
almost before they knew it.
Then old Grandaddy Beaver went through the village and stopped at
"What do you think about it now?" he asked. "Is it a freshet or isn't
In the houses where the water had climbed above the bedroom floors the
people all agreed that it was a freshet and that Grandaddy Beaver had
been right all the time. But there were still plenty of people who
thought the old gentleman was mistaken.
"The water won't come any higher," they said. "It never has, at this
time of year." But they looked a bit worried, in spite of what they
"It's a-going to be the worst freshet that's happened since you were
born," their caller croaked. "You mark my words!"
When he came to Brownie Beaver's house Grandaddy found that there was
one person, at least, that had taken his advice.
"I see you're all ready for the freshet!" the old gentleman remarked.
"They laughed at me; but I was right," he said.
"They laughed at me, too," Brownie Beaver told him.
"There's nobody in this village that'll laugh again tonight,"
Grandaddy said very solemnly, "for there's a-going to be a flood
BROWNIE SAVES THE DAM
Brownie Beaver was always glad that he had taken Grandaddy's advice
about the freshet. And Brownie's neighbors were glad that he had, too.
For that was really the only thing that saved the village from being
carried away by the flood of water that swept down upon the pond,
after it had rained for two days and two nights.
The pond rose so quickly and the water rushed past so fast that people
had to scramble out of their houses and begin working on them, to keep
them from being washed away.
That rush of water meant only one thing. The pond was full and running
over! And just as likely as not the dam would be carried away--the dam
on which Grandaddy Beaver had worked when he was a youngster, and on
which his own grandaddy had worked before him. It would take years and
years to build another such dam as that.
Now, with almost everybody working on his own house, there was almost
no one left to work upon the dam. But people never stopped to think
about that. They never once remembered that out of the whole village
old Grandaddy and Brownie Beaver were the only persons whose houses
had been made ready for the freshet and that those two were the only
people with nothing to do at home.
"There'll be plenty to help save the dam," everybody said to himself.
"I'll just work on my house."
Now, Brownie Beaver knew that there was nothing more he could do to
make his house safe, so he swam over to the dam, expecting to find a
good many of his neighbors there. But old Grandaddy Beaver was the
only other person he found. And he seemed worried.
"It's a great pity!" he said to Brownie. "Here's this fine dam, which
has taken so many years to build, and it's a-going to be washed away--
you mark my words!"
"What makes you think that?" asked Brownie.
"There's nobody here to do anything," said Grandaddy Beaver. "The
spillways of this dam ought to be made as big as possible, to let the
freshet pass through. But I can't do it, for I can't swim as well as I
Brownie Beaver looked at the rushing water which poured over the top
of the dam in a hundred places and was already carrying off mud and
sticks, eating the dam away before his very eyes.
"I'll save the dam!" he cried. "You?" Grandaddy Beaver exclaimed.
"Why, what do you think you can do?" Being so old, he couldn't help
believing that other people were too young to do difficult things.
"Watch me and I'll show you!" Brownie Beaver told him. And without
saying another word he swam to the nearest spillway and began making
Sometimes he had to fight the freshet madly, to keep from being swept
over the dam himself. Sometimes, too, as he stood on the dam it
crumbled beneath him and he found himself swimming again.
How many narrow escapes he had that day Brownie Beaver could never
remember. When they happened, he didn't have time to count them, he
was working so busily. And if old Grandaddy Beaver hadn't told
everyone afterward, how Brownie saved the great dam from being swept
away, and how hard he had worked, and how he had swum fearlessly into
the torrent, people wouldn't have known anything about it.
To be sure, they had noticed that the water went down almost as
suddenly as it rose. But they hadn't stopped to think that there must
have been some reason for that. And when they learned that Brownie
Beaver was the reason, the whole village gave him a vote of thanks.
They wanted to give him a gold-headed cane, too. But they were unable
to find one anywhere.
When Brownie Beaver heard of that he said it was just as well, because
he seldom walked far on land and there wasn't much use in a person's
carrying a cane when he swam, anyhow. Although it was sometimes done,
he had always considered it a silly practice--and one that he would
not care to follow.
A HAPPY THOUGHT
Brownie Beaver liked to know what was going on in the world. But
living far from Pleasant Valley as he did, he seldom heard any news
before it was quite old.
"I wish--" he said to Mr. Crow one day, when that old gentleman was
making him a visit--"I wish someone would start a newspaper in this
Mr. Crow told Brownie that he would be glad to bring him an old
newspaper whenever he happened to find one. "Thank you!" Brownie
Beaver said. "You're very kind. But an old newspaper would be of no
use to me."
"Why not?" Mr. Crow inquired. "They make very good beds, I've been
told. And I suppose that is what you want one for."
"Not at all!" Brownie replied. "I'd like to know what's happening over
in Pleasant Valley. It takes so long for news to reach us here in our
pond that it's often hardly worth listening to when we hear it--it's
so old. Now, what I'd really prefer is a newspaper that would tell me
everything that's going to happen a week later."
Mr. Crow said he never heard of a newspaper like that.
"Well, somebody ought to start one," Brownie Beaver answered.
Mr. Crow thought deeply for some minutes without saying a word. And at
last He cried suddenly:
"I have an idea!"
"Have you?" Brownie Beaver exclaimed. "What is it, Mr. Crow?"
"I'll be your newspaper!" Mr. Crow told him.
At that Brownie Beaver looked somewhat doubtful.
"That's very kind of you," he said. "But I'm afraid it wouldn't do me
much good. You're so black that the ink wouldn't show on you at all---
unless," he added, "they use _white_ ink to print on you."
"You don't understand," old Mr. Crow said. "What I mean is this: I'll
fly over here once a week and tell you everything that's happened. Of
course," he continued, "I can't very well tell you everything that is
going to take place the following week. But I'll do my best."
Brownie Beaver was delighted. And when Mr. Crow asked him what day he
wanted his newspaper Brownie said that Saturday afternoon would be a
"That's the last day of the week," Brownie Beaver remarked, "so you
ought to have plenty of news for me. You know, if you came the first
day of the week there would be very little to tell."
"That's so!" said Mr. Crow. "Well say 'Saturday,' then. And you shall
have your newspaper without fail--unless," he explained--"unless there
should be a bad storm, or unless I should be ill. And, of course, if
Farmer Green should want me to help him in his cornfield, I wouldn't
be able to come. There might be other things, too, to keep me at home,
which I can't think of just now," said Mr. Crow.
Again Brownie Beaver looked a bit doubtful.
"I hope you'll try to be regular," he told Mr. Crow. "When a person
takes a newspaper he doesn't like to be disappointed, you know."
Old Mr. Crow said that he hoped nothing would prevent his coming to
Brownie's house every Saturday afternoon.
"There's only one more thing I can think of," he croaked, "that would
make it impossible for me to be here. And that is if I should lose
count of the days of the week or have to see a baseball game or fly
south for the winter."
"But that's _three_ things, instead of only _one_," Brownie Beaver
"Well--maybe it is," Mr. Crow replied--"the way you count. But I call
it only one because I said it all in one breath, without a single
"I hope you won't tell me the news as fast as that," said Brownie
Beaver, "for if you did I should never be able to remember one-half of
But Mr. Crow promised that he would talk very slowly.
"You'll be perfectly satisfied," he told Brownie. "And now I must go
home at once, to begin gathering news."
A NEWFANGLED NEWSPAPER
After Mr. Crow flew back to Pleasant Valley to gather news for him,
Brownie Beaver carefully counted each day that passed. Since Mr. Crow
had agreed to be his newspaper, and come each Saturday afternoon to
tell him everything that had happened during the week, Brownie was in
a great hurry for Saturday to arrive.
In order to make no mistake, he put aside a stick in which he gnawed a
notch each day. And in that way he knew exactly when Saturday came.
That was probably the longest day in Brownie Beaver's life. At least,
it seemed so to him. Whenever he saw a bird soaring above the tree-tops
he couldn't help hoping it was Mr. Crow. And whenever he heard a
_caw_--_caw_ far off in the distance Brownie Beaver dropped whatever
he happened to be doing, expecting that Mr. Crow would flap into sight
at any moment.
Brownie had many disappointments. But Mr. Crow really came at last. He
lighted right on top of Brownie Beaver's house and called "Paper!"
down the chimney--just like that!
Brownie happened to be inside his house. And in a wonderfully short
time his head appeared above the water and he soon crawled up beside
"Well, I _am_ glad to see you!" he told Mr. Crow.
"Peter Mink caught a monstrous eel in the duck pond on Monday," Mr.
Crow said. Being a newspaper, he thought he ought to say nothing
except what was news--not even "Good afternoon!"
"Mr. Rabbit, of Pine Ridge, with his wife and fourteen children, is
visiting his brother, Mr. Jeremiah Rabbit. Mrs. Jeremiah Rabbit says
she does not know when her husband's relations are going home," Mr.
Crow continued to relate in a singsong voice.
"Goodness gracious!" Brownie Beaver exclaimed.
"Fatty Coon--" Mr. Crow said--"Fatty Coon was confined to his house by
illness Tuesday night. He ate too many dried apples."
"Well, well!" Brownie Beaver murmured. And he started to ask Mr. Crow
a question. But Mr. Crow interrupted him with more news.
"Mrs. Bear had a birthday on Wednesday. An enjoyable time was had by
all--except the pig."
"Pig?" Brownie Beaver asked. "What pig?"
"The pig they ate," said Mr. Crow. And he went right on talking. "On
Thursday Mr. Woodchuck went to visit his cousins in the West. Mrs.
Woodchuck is worried."
"What's she worried about?" Brownie inquired.
"She's afraid he's coming back again," Mr. Crow explained.
"I _have_ heard he was lazy," Brownie said. "What happened on Friday?"
"Tommy Fox made a visit. But he didn't have a good time at all," Mr.
Crow reported, "and he left faster than he came."
Brownie Beaver wanted to know where Tommy Fox made his visit.
"At Farmer Green's hen-house," Mr. Crow explained.
"Why did he hurry away?" Brownie asked.
"Old dog Spot chased him," Mr. Crow replied. "But you mustn't ask
questions," he complained. "You can't ask questions of a newspaper,
"Well--what happened on Saturday?"
"There you go again!" cried Mr. Crow. "Another question! I declare, I
don't believe you ever took a newspaper before--did you?"
Brownie Beaver admitted that he never had.
"Then--" said Mr. Crow--"then don't interrupt me again, please! I'll
tell you all the news I've brought. And when I've finished I'll stop
being a newspaper and be myself for a while. And then we can talk. But
not before!" he insisted.
Brownie Beaver nodded his head. He was afraid that if he said another
word Mr. Crow would grow angry and fly away without telling him any
"On Saturday--this morning, to be exact"--said Mr. Crow, "there came
near being a bad accident. Jimmy Rabbit almost cut off Frisky
Mr. Crow paused and looked at Brownie Beaver out of the corner of his
eye. He knew that Brownie would want to know what prevented the
accident. But he was in no hurry to tell him.
For a few moments Brownie waited to hear the rest. But a few moments
was more than he could endure.
"Why didn't Jimmy cut off his tail?" Brownie asked eagerly.
"There!" said Mr. Crow. "You've done just as I told you not to. So I
shall not tell you the rest until next Saturday.... You see, you have
a few things to learn about taking a newspaper." And 'he would give
Brownie no more news that day. To be sure, he was willing to talk--but
only about things that had happened where Brownie Beaver lived.
MR. CROW IS UPSET
Brownie Beaver couldn't help feeling that Mr. Crow had not treated him
very well, because Mr. Crow hadn't told him all the news about Frisky
Squirrel's tail. He thought that maybe there were things about a
newspaper that even Mr. Crow didn't know.
Another week had passed. Brownie knew that it had, because since Mr.
Crow's last call he had cut a notch in a stick each day. And there
were now seven of them.
Late Saturday afternoon Mr. Crow came back again. He lighted on top of
Brownie's house and called "Paper!" down the chimney, just as he had a
Brownie Beaver came swimming up once more.
"Look here!" he said to Mr. Crow. "I don't believe yon know much about
being a newspaper, do you?"
That surprised Mr. Crow.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"A newspaper--" said Brownie Beaver--"a newspaper is always left on, a
person's doorstep. I've talked with a good many people and not one of
them ever heard of a paper being left on the roof."
Mr. Crow's face seemed to grow blacker than ever, he was so angry.
"How can anybody leave a newspaper on your doorstep, when the step's
under water?" he growled.
Brownie Beaver did not answer that question, for he had something else
to say to Mr. Crow.
"I've talked with a good many people," he said once more, "and not one
of them ever heard of such rudeness as _shouting down a person's
chimney_. If there was anybody asleep in the house, it would
certainly wake him; and if a person had a fire in his house, shouting
down the chimney might put it out."
Mr. Crow looked rather foolish.
"I'll try to think of some way of leaving your newspaper that will
suit us both," he said. Then he _hemmed_ and began to tell Brownie
the week's news.
"On Sunday," said Mr. Crow, "there was a freshet."
"I knew that before you did," said Brownie Beaver.
Mr. Crow looked disappointed.
"How?" he asked.
"Why, I live further up the river than you," said Brownie Beaver. "And
since freshets always come _down_ a river, this one didn't reach you
till after it had passed me."
Something made Mr. Crow peevish.
"I don't believe you'd care to hear any more of my news," he said.
"You appear to know it already. Perhaps you'll be kind enough to tell
me the sort of news you prefer to hear."
"Certainly!" Brownie Beaver replied. "Now, there's the weather! I've
talked with a good many people and they all say that a good newspaper
ought to tell the weather for the next day."
Mr. Crow cocked an eye up at the sky.
"To-morrow will be fair," he said.
"I'm told that a good newspaper ought to tell a few jokes," Brownie
But Mr. Crow sneered openly at that. "I'm a _newspaper_--not a
_jest-book_," he announced.
"Then you refuse to tell any jokes, do you?" Brownie Beaver asked him.
"I certainly do!" Mr. Crow cried indignantly.
"Very well!" Brownie said. "I see I'll have to take some other
newspaper, though I must say I hate to change--after taking this one
"I hope you'll find one to suit you," Mr. Crow said in a cross voice.
And he flew away without another word. He was terribly upset. You see,
he had enjoyed being a newspaper, because it gave him an excuse for
asking people the most inquisitive questions. He had intended all that
week to ask Aunt Polly Woodchuck whether she wore a wig. But he hadn't
been able to find her at home. And now it was too late--for Mr. Crow
was a newspaper no longer.
As for Brownie Beaver, he succeeded in getting Jasper Jay to be his
newspaper. Though Jasper told him many jokes, Brownie found that he
could not depend upon Jasper's news. And as a matter of fact, Jasper
made up most of it himself. He claimed that the _newest news_ was
"That's why I invent it myself, right on the spot," he explained.
THE SIGN ON THE TREE
On one of Brownie Beaver's long excursions down the stream he came
upon a tree to which a sign was nailed. Now, Brownie had never learned
to read. But he had heard that Uncle Jerry Chuck could tell what a
sign said. So Brownie asked a pleasant young fellow named Frisky
Squirrel if he would mind asking Uncle Jerry to come over to Swift
River on a matter of important business.
When Uncle Jerry Chuck appeared, Brownie Beaver said he was glad to
see him and that Uncle Jerry was looking very well.
"I've sent for you," said Brownie, "because I wanted you to see this
sign. I can tell by the tracks under the tree that the sign was put up
only to-day. And I thought you ought to know about it at once, Uncle
As soon as he heard that, Uncle Jerry Chuck stepped close to the tree
and began to read the sign.
Now, there was something about Uncle Jerry's reading that Brownie
Beaver had heard. People had told him that Uncle Jerry Chuck couldn't
tell what a sign said unless he read it _aloud_. That was why Brownie
Beaver had sent for him, for Brownie knew Uncle Jerry well enough to
guess that if anybody _asked_ Uncle Jerry to read the sign, Uncle
Jerry would insist on being paid for his trouble.
But now Uncle Jerry was going to read the sign for himself. And
Brownie Beaver moved up beside him, to hear what he said.
The sign looked like this:
Uncle Jerry repeated the words in a sing-song tone.
"I don't think much of that," he said. "It's bad enough to be hunted
by people who make a noise, though you have _some_ chance of getting
away then. But if they can't make a noise it will be much more
dangerous for all of us forest-people."
If Tommy Fox hadn't happened to come along just then Uncle Jerry
wouldn't have found out his mistake. But Tommy Fox soon set him right.
As soon as he had talked a bit with Uncle Jerry he said:
"What the sign really means is that no hunting or fishing will be
permitted. That last word should be 'allowed,' instead of 'aloud.'
It's spelled wrong," he explained.
"That's better!" Uncle Jerry cried. "Now there'll be no more hunting
in the neighborhood and we'll all be quite safe.... Farmer Green is
kinder than I supposed."
When Brownie Beaver heard that, he said good-by and started home at
once to tell the good news to all his friends. He had leaped into the
river and was swimming up-stream rapidly when Uncle Jerry called to
him to stop.
"There's something I want to say," Uncle Jerry shouted. "I think you
ought to pay me for reading the sign."
But Brownie Beaver shook his head.
"I didn't ask you to read the sign for me," he declared. "You read it
for _yourself_, Uncle Jerry. And besides, you didn't know what it
meant until Tommy Fox came along and told you.... If you want to know
what I think, I'll tell you. I think you ought to pay Tommy Fox
Uncle Jerry at once began to look worried. He said nothing more, but
plunged out of sight into some bushes, as if he were afraid Tommy Fox
might come back and find him.
[Illustration: Brownie Beaver Returned to His Wood-cutting]
There was great rejoicing in the little village in the pond when
Brownie Beaver returned with the good news that there would be no more
hunting and fishing. And when old Grandaddy Beaver said that everybody
ought to take a holiday to celebrate the occasion, all the villagers
said it was a fine idea.
So they stopped working, for once, and began to plan the celebration.
They thought that there ought to be swimming races and tree-felling
contests. And Brownie Beaver said that after the holiday was over he
would suggest that someone be chosen to go down and thank Farmer Green
for putting the notice on the tree.
The whole village agreed to Brownie's proposal and they voted to see
who should be sent. Brownie Beaver himself passed his hat around to
take up the votes. And it was quickly found that every vote was for
Brownie Beaver. He had even voted for himself. But no one seemed to
care about that.
Then the swimming races began. There was a race under water, a race
with heads out of water--and another in which each person who took
part had to stay beneath the surface as long as he could.
That last race caused some trouble. A young scamp called Slippery Sam
won it. And many people thought that he had swum up inside his house,
where he could get air, without being seen. But no one could prove it;
so he won the race, just the same.
Next came the tree-felling contest. There were six, including Brownie
Beaver, that took part in it. Grandaddy Beaver had picked out six
trees of exactly the same size. Each person in the contest had to try
to bring his tree to the ground first. And that caused some trouble,
too, because some claimed that their trees were of harder wood than
others--and more difficult to gnaw--while others complained that the
bark of their trees tasted very bitter, and of course that made their
Those six trees, falling one after another, made such a racket that
old Mr. Crow heard the noise miles away and flew over to see what was
After everybody crept out of his hiding-place some time afterward
(everyone had to hide for a while, you know), there was Mr. Crow
sitting upon one of the fallen trees.
"What's going on?" he inquired. "You're not going to cut down the
whole forest, I hope."
Then they told him about the celebration. And Mr. Crow began to laugh.
"What are you going to do next?" he asked.
"We're a-going to send Brownie Beaver over to Pleasant Valley to thank
Farmer Green for his kindness in putting an end to hunting and
fishing," said old Grandaddy Beaver. "And he's a-going to start right
Mr. Crow looked around. And there was Brownie Beaver, with a
lunch-basket in his hand, all ready to begin his long journey.
"Say good-by to him then," said Mr. Crow, "for you'll never see him
"What do you mean?" Grandaddy Beaver asked. And as for Brownie--he was
so frightened that he dropped his basket right in the water.
"I mean----" said Mr. Crow--"I mean that it's a very dangerous errand.
You don't seem to have understood that sign. In the first place, it
was not Farmer Green, but his son Johnnie, who nailed It to the tree."
"Ah!" Brownie Beaver cried. "_That_ is why one of the words was
"No doubt!" Mr. Crow remarked. As a matter of fact, not being able to
read he hadn't known about the word that was spelled wrong. "In the
second place," he continued, "the sign doesn't mean that hunting and
fishing are to be stopped. It means that no one but Johnnie Green is
going to hunt and fish in this neighborhood. He wants all the hunting
and fishing for himself. That's why he put up that sign. And instead
of hunting and fishing being stopped, I should say that they were
going to begin to be more dangerous than ever.... They tell me," he
added, "that Johnnie Green had a new gun on this birthday."
Brownie Beaver said at once that he was not going on the errand of
"I resign," he said, "and anyone that wants to go in my place is
welcome to do so."
But nobody cared to go. And the whole village seemed greatly
disappointed, until Grandaddy Beaver made a short speech.
"We've all had a good holiday, anyhow," he said. "And I should say
that was something to be thankful for."
"Have you heard the news?" Tired Tim asked Brownie Beaver one day.
"There's going to be a cyclone."
"A cyclone?" Brownie exclaimed. "What's that? I never heard of one."
"It's a big storm, with a terrible wind," Tired Tim explained. "The
wind will blow so hard that it will snap off big trees."
"Good!" Brownie Beaver cried. "Then I won't have to cut down any more
trees in order to reach the tender bark that grows in their tops."
Tired Tim laughed. "You won't think it's very 'good,'" he said, "when
the cyclone strikes the village."
"Why not?" Brownie inquired.
"Because--" said Tired Tim--"because the wind will blow every house
away. It will snatch up the sticks of which the houses are built and
carry them over the top of Blue Mountain. Then I guess you'll wish you
had taken my advice and not built that new house of yours.
"_I_ shall be safe enough," the lazy rascal continued. "All I'll
have to do will be to crawl inside my house in the bank; for the wind
can't very well blow the ground away."
Brownie Beaver thought that Tired Tim was just trying to scare him.
"I don't believe there's going to be any such thing!" he exclaimed.
"Don't you?" Tim grinned. "You just go and ask Grandaddy Beaver. He's
the one that says there's going to be a cyclone."
At that Brownie Beaver stopped working and hurried off to find old
Grandaddy Beaver. And to his great dismay, Grandaddy said that what
Tired Tim had told him was the truth.
"It's a-coming!" Grandaddy Beaver declared. "I saw one once before in
these parts, years before anybody else in this village was born. And
when I see a cyclone a-coming I can generally tell it a long way off."
"When is it going to get here?" Brownie asked in a quavering voice.
"Next Tuesday!" Grandaddy replied.
"What makes you think it's coming?"
"Well--everything looks just the way it did before the last cyclone,"
Grandaddy Beaver explained, as he took a mouthful of willow bark. "The
moon looks just the same and the sun looks just the same. I had a
twinge of rheumatics in my left shoulder yesterday; and to-day the
pain's in my right. It was exactly that way before the last cyclone."
Brownie Beaver did not doubt that the old gentleman knew what he was
talking about. He remembered that Grandaddy Beaver had warned everyone
there was going to be a freshet. And though people had laughed at the
old chap, the freshet had come.
Sadly worried, Brownie went and called on all his neighbors and asked
them what they were going to do. And to his surprise he found that
they were laughing at Grandaddy once more. They seemed to have
forgotten about the freshet.
But Brownie Beaver could not forget that dreadful night. And now he
tried to think of some way to keep his new house from being blown away
by the great wind, which Grandaddy Beaver said was coming on Tuesday
GRANDADDY BEAVER THINKS
It was on a Friday that Brownie Beaver first heard the cyclone was
coming. And after making sure that Grandaddy Beaver knew what he was
talking about when he said the great wind would sweep down upon the
village on the following Tuesday, Brownie spent a good deal of time
wondering what he had better do.
He wanted to save his house from being blown over the top of Blue
Mountain. And he wanted to save himself from being carried along at
the same time.
Before Friday was gone Brownie Beaver began to heap more mud and
sticks upon his house, to make it stronger. And when Tired Tim came
swimming past the lazy scamp laughed harder than ever.
"I see you're afraid of the cyclone," he called. "But what you're
doing won't help you any. The wind will blow away those sticks easily
enough.... What you ought to do is to dig a house like mine in the
bank. Then you won't have to worry about any cyclone."
So Brownie set to work and made him a house like Tired Tim's. On
Monday he had finished it. But he didn't like his new home at all.
"It's no better than a rat's hole," he said. "My family have never
lived in such a place and I'm not used to it. I prefer my house that's
built of sticks and mud. And I'm going to see if there isn't some way
I can make it safe."
So Brownie went to Grandaddy Beaver again and asked him what he ought
The old gentleman said he would try to think of a plan to save
"I wish you would hurry," Brownie urged him. "To-day is Monday; and
tomorrow the cyclone will be here.... What are you going to do to your
own house, Grandaddy?"
"My house----" said Grandaddy Beaver--"my house is very old. It has
had mud and sticks piled upon it every season for over a hundred
years. You can see for yourself that it's much bigger than yours. And
I reckon it's strong enough to stay where it is, no matter how hard
the wind blows. But your house is different.... Let me think a
minute!" the old gentleman said.
Brownie waited in silence while the old gentleman thought, with his
eyes shut tight. Brownie watched him for a long time. Once or twice he
thought he heard something that sounded like a snore. But he knew it
couldn't be that--it was only the thoughts trying to get inside
At last Grandaddy sat up with a start.
"Have you thought of something?" Brownie inquired.
"What's that?" Grandaddy asked. "Oh, yes! I've a good idea," he said.
"What you must do is to tie your house so the wind can't blow it
Brownie thanked him. And he went away feeling quite happy again--until
he reached home and started to follow Grandaddy's advice. Then he saw
that he had forgotten something. He hadn't anything with which to tie
his house and make it safe from the cyclone.
A LUCKY FIND
Brownie Beaver almost wished he hadn't spent so much time waiting for
Grandaddy to tell him to tie down his house so it wouldn't be carried
away by the big wind on the following day. With no rope--or anything
else--to tie the house with, Brownie could not see that Grandaddy's
advice was of any use to him.
Anyhow, he was glad he had done as Tired Tim had suggested and dug a
house in the bank, where he could hide until the storm passed. But he
felt sad at the thought of losing his comfortable home. And since he
could hardly bear to look at it and imagine how dreadful it would be
to have it blown over the top of Blue Mountain into Pleasant Valley,
Brownie went for a stroll through the woods to try to forget his
He found himself at last in a clearing, where loggers had been at
work. They had chopped down many trees. And the sight made Brownie
"This is an outrage!" he cried aloud. "I'd like to know who has been
stealing our trees. I suppose it's Farmer Green; for they say he's
always up to such tricks." He took a good look around. And then he
turned to go back to the village and tell what he had discovered.
Just as he turned he tripped on something. And something clinked
beneath his feet. It didn't sound like a stone. So Brownie Beaver
looked down to see what was there.
Now, in his anger he had quite forgotten the great storm. But as he
saw what had tripped him he remembered it again. But he was no longer
"Hurrah!" Brownie cried. "Here's just what I need!" And then he
hurried back home again--but not to tell about the trees that had been
stolen. He hastened home to _chain down his house_ and save it from
the great wind. For Brownie Beaver had found a chain, which the
loggers had used to haul the logs out of the woods, and had forgotten.
It was almost dark when Brownie reached his house in the village in
the pond. He was never a very good walker. And dragging that heavy
chain behind him through the forest only made him slower than ever.
Sometimes the chain caught on a bush and tripped him. But Brownie was
so pleased with his find that he only laughed whenever he fell, for he
was not hurt.
The whole village gathered round his house to watch him while he tied
the chain on it and anchored the ends of the chain to the bottom of
the pond with a big stone.
"Why do you do that?" people asked.
"He's afraid of the cyclone to-morrow," Tired Tim piped up, without
waiting for Brownie to answer. "You know, old Grandaddy Beaver says
that there's going to be a great wind. This young feller----" said
Tim--"he's already dug a house in the bank near mine--ha! ha! He
thinks Grandaddy knows. But I say that Grandaddy Beaver is a--a fine,
noble, old gentleman," Tired Tim stammered. He had happened to glance
around while he was talking; and to his surprise there was Grandaddy
floating in the water close behind him.
"He certainly is," everybody agreed. "But we hope he's mistaken about
the great wind."
When Tuesday came--which was the very next day--Brownie Beaver crept
into his tunnel in the bank at sunrise. And he never came outside
again until the sun had set.
When he saw that his house was still there, in the middle of the pond,
he shouted with joy.
"Hurrah!" he cried. "The chain saved my house!" Then he noticed that
all the other houses were still there, too. "How's this?" he asked
Tired Tim, who stood on the bank beside him. "Did my chain save the
Tired Tim grinned--for he was not too lazy to do that.
"There wasn't any cyclone," he said. "There wasn't a breath of wind
all day. And old Grandaddy Beaver is so upset that he's gone to bed
and won't talk with anybody."
WAS IT A GUN?
Everybody in the village where Brownie Beaver lived was very much
upset. Most people were angry, too. And no doubt it was natural that
they should feel that way, because while they were taking their midday
naps a man had come and paddled about their village in a boat.
Brownie Beaver was the first to hear him and he quickly spread the
alarm. There was a great scurrying as all the villagers stole out of
their houses and swam away under water to hide in holes in the bank of
the pond and in other places they knew.
Toward night, when they all came back again, the man had gone. But
Brownie and his neighbors were still angry. You must remember that
their rest had been disturbed and they were feeling somewhat sleepy.
So far as they could see, the man had done no damage either to their
houses or to the dam. But people felt a bit uneasy just the same,
until old Grandaddy Beaver looked all around and reported that the man
had set no traps. You see, Grandaddy knew a great deal about traps. He
had been caught in one when he was young. Luckily, he managed to get
away; and he learned a few things that he never forgot.
Now, Brownie Beaver had begun to cut down a tree the night before.
Something had interrupted him and he had left the tree not quite
gnawed through and needing only a few more bites to bring it down. He
was intending to finish his task soon after dark--which was the time
he liked best for working.
Accordingly, after Brownie had finished his supper and had called at
every house in the village to talk over the visit of the strange man,
he swam to the shore of the pond and made his way to the slanting
tree, which stood a short distance from the water.
It was quite dark. And that was what Brownie liked, because he could
work without being disturbed--at least, that was what he thought.
Since he could see quite well in spite of the dark he had no trouble
in finding his tree. And he lost no time in setting to work on it
He began to gnaw at it once more. But he hadn't moved more than
half-way around the tree-trunk when something happened that almost
frightened him out of his skin.
Right out of the darkness came a blinding flash of light. And at the
same time a queer _click_ sounded in the bushes close by.
Just for a moment Brownie Beaver was stiff with fear. But when the
darkness closed in upon him again he ran for his life toward the pond.
And plunging into the water he swam quickly to the bottom and hurried
up his winding hall into his bedroom, where he crouched trembling upon
his bed, wondering whether he had been shot.
Brownie knew that at night a gun made a flash of light. But this gun
(if it was a gun) made no roar such as was made by the guns Brownie
had sometimes heard at a distance in the woods. He wished that old
Grandaddy Beaver was there. For he did not doubt that the old
gentleman could tell him exactly what had happened.
JASPER JAY'S STORY
After the blinding flash of light and the queer click had sent Brownie
Beaver hurrying home from his partly gnawed tree, he stayed in his
house for a long time before he ventured out again.
Indeed, the night was half gone when he at last he stole forth to find
Grandaddy Beaver and tell him about his awful fright.
Brownie found the old gentleman resting after several hours' work upon
the big dam. And when young Brownie told Grandaddy what had happened,
the old gentleman didn't know just what to think.
"It couldn't have been a moonbeam," he said, "because there's no moon
to-night. And I don't see how it could have been a gun, because there
was no roar.... Did you hear a sort of whistle?" he asked. "Anything
that sounded like a bullet passing over your head?"
Brownie Beaver shuddered at the mere mention of a bullet.
"I heard nothing but that odd click," he replied.
"That's what a gun sounds like when it's cocked," said Grandaddy
Beaver. "But with a gun, the click comes first, the flash next, and
the roar last of all. And here you tell me the flash came first, the
click next, and there was no roar at all.... What's a body a-going to
think, I'd like to know? It wasn't a gun--that's sure. And if you want
to know what I say about it, why--I say that it was a very strange
thing that happened to you. And I'd keep away from that tree for a
"I had made up my mind that I'd do that," Brownie told him. And then
he went home again. But he never went to sleep until almost noon the
following day; for whenever he closed his eyes he seemed to see that
blinding flash of light again.
When Jasper Jay came on Saturday afternoon to tell Brownie Beaver what
had happened in the world during the past week he had an astounding
piece of news.
"Here's something about you," Jasper told Brownie, as soon as he could
catch his breath. Jasper had flown faster than usual that day, because
he had such interesting news. "Your picture," he told Brownie, "is in
the photographer's window, way over in the town where Farmer Green
Brownie Beaver gave Jasper a quick look.
"I've often suspected," he said, "that you don't always tell me the
truth. And now I know it. I've never been to the photographer's in my
life. So how could he have my picture, I should like to know?"
"But you don't have to go to the photographer's to have your picture
taken," Jasper Jay retorted. "Why couldn't the photographer come to
"I suppose he could," Brownie Beaver said. "But he's never been here."
Jasper Jay gave one of his loud laughs.
"That--" he said--"that is just where you are mistaken. And when I
explain how I came by this news, maybe you'll believe me.
"Tommy Fox told it to me," Jasper went on, "and old dog Spot told it
to him. Everybody knows that old Spot sometimes goes to town with his
master. They were there yesterday. And Spot saw your picture himself.
What's more, he heard the photographer tell Farmer Green that he came
up here almost a week ago, hid his camera in some bushes, and set a
flashlight near a half--gnawed tree. And when you started to work on
the tree that night you brushed against a wire, and the flashlight
flared up, and the camera took your picture before you could jump
away.... Now what do you say?" Jasper Jay demanded. "Now do you think
I'm telling you the truth?"
Brownie Beaver was so surprised that it was several minutes before he
could speak. Then he said:
"Grandaddy Beaver was right. It wasn't a gun. I was just having my
picture taken." Brownie was actually pleased, because he knew he was
the only person in his village that had ever had such a thing happen
After that he was ready to believe everything Jasper Jay told him. So
Jasper related some wonderful news. And it would hardly be fair for
anyone not present at the time to say that it wasn't perfectly true--
every word of it.
[Illustration: The Chain Caught on a Bush and Tripped Him]
After Jasper Jay left Brownie Beaver, on that day when Jasper told
Brownie that the photographer had made a flashlight picture of him,
Brownie could hardly wait for it to grow dark. He had made up his mind
that he would go back to that same tree, which was still not quite
gnawed through; and he hoped that he would succeed in having his
picture taken again. Like many other people, Brownie Beaver felt that
he could not have too much of a good thing.
There was another reason, too, for his going back to the tree. If the
light flared again and the click sounded in the bushes, Brownie
intended to go right into the thicket and get his picture before
anybody else could carry it away with him. (You can understand how
little he understood about taking photographs.)
Well, the dark found Brownie back at the tree once more. And he began
once more to gnaw at it. He tried to look pleasant, too, because he
had heard that that was the way one should look when having his
He found it rather difficult, gnawing chips out of the tree and
smiling at the same time. But he was an earnest youngster and he did
the best he could.
Brownie Beaver kept wishing the flashlight would go off, because--what
with smiling and gnawing--his face began to ache. But no glare of
light broke through the darkness.
It was not long before Brownie had gnawed away so many chips that the
tree began to nod its head further and further toward the ground. And
Brownie wished that the flash-light would hurry and go off before the
But there was not even the faintest flicker of light. It was most
annoying. And Brownie was so disappointed that for once he forgot to
be careful when he was cutting down a tree. He kept his eyes on the
bushes all the time, instead of on the tree--as he should have done.
And all the time the tree leaned more and more.
At last there was a _snap!_ Brownie Beaver should have known what
that meant. But he was so eager to have his picture taken that he
mistook the _snap_ for the _click_ that he had first heard almost a
He thought it must be the click of a camera hidden in the bushes. And
he stood very still and looked extremely pleasant. Now, Brownie Beaver
should have known better. But like most people, for once he made a
mistake. What he really heard was the tree snapping. And before he
could jump out of the way the tree came crashing down upon him and
pinned him fast to the ground. He saw a flash of light, to be sure,
and a good many stars. But all that only came from the knock on his
head which the tree gave him.
When the tree crashed down upon Brownie Beaver and held him fast, it
was some time before he came to his senses. Then he did not know, at
first, where he was nor what had happened to him. But at last he
remembered that he had been cutting down a tree not far from the pond
and he saw that it must have fallen upon him.
Of course, the first thing that occurred to him was to call for help.
But just as he opened his mouth to shout, another thought came into
his head. _Perhaps some man might hear him--or a bear!_ And Brownie
Beaver closed his mouth as quickly as he had opened it.
Then he tried to squirm from under the tree-trunk. But he couldn't
move himself at all. Next he tried to push the tree away from him. But
he couldn't move the tree either.
For a long while Brownie Beaver struggled, first at one impossible
thing, and then at the other. And all the time the tree seemed to grow
heavier and heavier.
Finally, Brownie stopped trying to get free and began to feel hungry.
You can see that he must have been worried, because there was the
tree, with plenty of bark on it which he could eat. But he never
noticed it for a long time.
At last, however, he happened to remember that in the beginning he had
started to cut down that very tree so he could reach the bark and eat
Then Brownie Beaver had a good meal. And just as he finished eating,
another thought came into his head. _Why shouldn't he gnaw right
through the tree?_
Since there seemed to be no answer to that question, he began to gnaw
big chips out of the wood. And in a surprisingly short time he had cut
the tree apart just where it pressed upon him.
Then, of course, all he had to do was to get up and walk away.
When he reached the village he found that all his neighbors had been
looking everywhere for him.
"That is," Grandaddy Beaver explained, "we looked everywhere except
near the tree where you had that adventure a few nights ago. I said
you wouldn't be there, for I advised you to keep away from that spot,
as you will recall."
Now, Brownie Beaver said nothing more. He knew that it was an
unheard-of thing for one of the Beaver family to be caught by a falling
tree. To have everyone know what had happened to him would be a good
deal like a disgrace.
But there are plenty of people who would think they had done something
quite clever if they had gnawed through a tree with their teeth--
though that was something that never once entered Brownie Beaver's
MR. FROG'S QUESTION
"Why don't you get some new clothes?"
It was Mr. Frog that asked the question; and he asked it of Brownie
Beaver, who was at work on top of his house. Mr. Frog had been hiding
among the lily-pads, watching Brownie. But Brownie hadn't noticed him
until he stuck his head out of the water and spoke.
At first Mr. Frog's question made Brownie a bit peevish.
"What's the matter with my clothes?" he asked hotly.
"There's nothing the matter with them--nothing at all," said Mr.
Frog--"except that they are not as becoming to you as they might be.
course," he added, as he saw that Brownie Beaver was frowning, "you
look handsome in them. But you've no idea how you'd look in clothes of
Brownie Beaver felt more agreeable as soon as Mr. Frog had told him
what he meant.
"Do _you_ make clothes?" he inquired.
"I'm a tailor," Mr. Frog replied. "And I've just opened a shop at the
upper end of the pond."
"What's the matter with my tail?" Brownie snapped. He was angry again.
Then Mr. Frog explained that a tailor made suits.
"We've nothing to do with _tails,"_ he said--"unless it's coat-tails."
"What about cattails?" Brownie asked. "You're pretty close to some
right now. So you can hardly say you have nothing to do with them."
Mr. Frog smiled.
"I see you're a joker," he said. "And it really seems a pity," he went
on, "that a bright young fellow like you shouldn't wear the finest
clothes to be had anywhere. If you'll come to my shop I'll make you a
suit such as you never saw before in all your life."
"I'll come!" Brownie Beaver promised. "I'll be there at sunset."
And he went. Mr. Frog was waiting for him, with a broad smile on his
face. Any smile of his just had to be broad, because he had such a
"Come right in!" Mr. Frog said. "I'll measure you at once." So Brownie
Beaver stepped inside Mr. Frog's shop to be measured for his new suit.
It was all over in a few minutes. Mr. Frog scratched some figures on a
flat stone. And then he went into the back room of his shop.
He stayed there a long time. And when he came into the front part
again he found Brownie Beaver still there.
"What are you waiting for?" Mr. Frog asked. He seemed surprised that
Brownie had not left.
"I'm waiting for my suit, of course," Brownie Beaver said.
"Oh! That won't be ready for three days," Mr. Frog told him. "I have
to make it, you know."
Brownie thought that Mr. Frog must be a slow worker; and he told him
But Mr. Frog did not agree with him.
"I'm very spry!" he claimed. "On the jump every minute!"
As Brownie started away, Mr. Frog called him back.
"I'd get a new hat if I were you," he suggested.
"What's the matter with this hat?" Brownie wanted to know. "It's a
beaver hat--one my great-grandfather used to wear. It's been in our
family a good many years and I'd hate to part with it."
"You needn't part with it," Mr. Frog said pleasantly. "Just don't wear
it--that's all! For it won't look well with the clothes I'm going to
make for you."
Then Brownie Beaver moved away once more. And again Mr. Frog stopped
"I'd buy a collar if I were you," he said.
"What's the matter with this neckerchief?" Brownie Beaver demanded.
"It belonged to my great-grandmother."
"Then I'd be careful of it if I were you," Mr. Frog told him. "And
please get a stiff white collar to wear."
"Won't it get limp in the water?" Brownie asked, doubtfully.
"Get a celluloid one, of course," Mr. Frog replied. "That's the only
kind of collar you ought to wear."
So Brownie Beaver left the tailor-shop. And he was feeling quite
unhappy. He had always been satisfied with his clothes. But now he
began to dislike everything he had on. And he could hardly wait for
three day to pass, he was in such a hurry for Mr. Frog to finish his
THE NEW SUIT
Three days had passed. And as soon as he had finished his breakfast
Brownie Beaver hastened to the tailor-shop of Mr. Frog, who had been
making him a suit of clothes.
Much to Brownie's disappointment, he found that Mr. Frog's door was
locked. But he sat down on the doorstep and waited a long time. And at
last Mr. Frog appeared.
After bidding Brownie Beaver good-morning, Mr. Frog yawned widely,
remarking that he had been out late the night before, "at a
singing-party," he said. "What can I do for you?" he asked Brownie
"You can let me have my new suit of clothes," Brownie told him.
"You must be mistaken," Mr. Frog replied. "I don't remember you. I'm
not making any suit for you."
At that Brownie Beaver became much excited.
"Why--" he exclaimed--"I was here three days ago and you measured
me.... Don't you know me now?" he asked.
"Sorry to say I don't," was Mr. Frog's answer.
Brownie Beaver was desperate. He had looked forward eagerly to having
his new suit. And he wanted it at once.
"You advised me to get a new hat and a collar," Brownie reminded him.
Mr. Frog smiled.
"Ah! That's it!" he cried. "You're wearing them now; and it's no
wonder I didn't recognize you. You look ten years younger."
Brownie Beaver was puzzled.
"I'm not ten yet," he said. "So if I look ten years younger, I must
appear very young indeed."
"The new clothes will fix that," Mr. Frog assured him.
"But you just told me you were not making a suit for me," said
"Quite true, too!" answered Mr. Frog--"because it's all finished. So,
of course, I'm not making it now."
They had stepped inside the shop. And Mr. Frog carefully took some
garments off a peg and spread them before Brownie Beaver.
"There!" he said with an air of pride. "The finest suit you ever saw!"
"I'll slip it on," said Brownie.
"Oh! I wouldn't do that!" Mr. Frog told him. "You might stretch it."
But nothing could have kept Brownie Beaver out of his new suit. He
scrambled into it quickly, while the tailor stood by with a worried
look upon his face.
"The coat seems to be all right," Brownie remarked. "But there's
something wrong with the trousers. I can't see my feet!" He bent over
and gazed down where his feet ought to have been. But they had
vanished. And an end of each trouser-leg trailed on the floor. "These
trousers are too long!" Brownie declared.
"Then you stretched them, putting them on," Mr. Frog said. "I warned
you, you know."
"I was very careful," Brownie said. "I'm sure it can't be that."
"Then your legs are too short," Mr. Frog told him glibly. "They look
to me to be _much_ shorter than they were when I measured you."
"My legs--" Brownie Beaver exclaimed--"my legs are exactly the same
length they were three days ago! You've made a mistake, Mr. Frog.
That's what's the matter with these trousers!"
But Mr. Frog shook his head.
"I made them according to your measurements," he insisted.
"Let me see your figures!" Brownie Beaver cried.
But Mr. Frog shook his head again.
"I don't do business that way," he explained. "As soon as I've
finished a suit I throw away the stone on which I've written the
measurements. It saves trouble, if there's any complaint afterwards."
"Well!" said Brownie. "What can we do about this? I can't wear the
trousers as they are."
"You'll have to get your legs stretched," Mr. Frog told him. "Just tie
a stone to each foot and wear the trousers for a few days. As soon as
you see your feet, take off the stones.... It's simple enough." He
helped tie some heavy stones to Brownie's feet. And then Brownie swam
Now, swimming with your feet weighted like that is no easy matter. But
Brownie managed to reach home. He stayed there, too, for the rest of
the day, because it was hard for him to move about. And since he had
nothing else to do, he went to sleep.
When he awoke, about an hour before sunset, he couldn't think at first
what made his feet feel so heavy. He thought he must be ill--until he
remembered about the stones being tied to his feet.
Then he looked down. And to his great surprise and joy there were his
feet sticking out of his trousers, just as they ought to stick out!
Brownie untied the stones. He had not supposed his legs would stretch
so quickly as that. And he told himself that Mr. Frog was a good
tailor. He certainly knew his business. Now, as a matter of fact, Mr.
Frog was a very careless person. He had thrown away Brownie's
measurements _before_ he made his clothes, instead of _afterwards_.
And he had made the new suit entirely by guesswork. It was only
natural that he would make some mistake; and so he had cut the
trousers entirely too long.
When he discovered that, he wanted to get Brownie out of his shop. And
what happened next was simply this: After Brownie's trousers were wet
in the pond, they dried while he was sleeping. And while they were
drying they were shrinking at the same time.
Though Brownie Beaver didn't know it, his legs had not stretched at
all. They were exactly the same length they had always been.
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